The Disintegration of Em (Celebrity Secrets)
Saturday, April 15, 2006
Eminem had a rough week - his wife left him AGAIN after like 80 days of re-marriage and then to top it off his best friend (and bestman in the failed marriage), rapper Proof, was murdered outside a Detroit club just days later. Now friends have Em on suicide watch. See, suicides/suicide attempts with this family happen about as often as I lease new cars. I do 36 month leases. Eminem attempted suicide via painkillers in 1997 when Kim, then his girlfriend, tried to keep him from seeing their daughter. Former coke-addict Kim tried to kill herself in 2000 after a fight with Em. And of course we all know about Eminem's family members who committed suicide because he wrote those cute little songs about it. I think Eminem should step away from the Ambien and realize what he's got...one rough week just gave him enough material for an entire $40 million angst-ridden comeback tour. That's more than enough money for him to start his own private mental health clinic/substance abuse clinic for his mad-as-a-hatter family.
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