Britney Spears Divorce Present… Breasts?
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Britney Spears seems to have this comeback thingy of hers down to a simple 3-step plan:
Step 1: Drop excess body weight.
Step 2: Drop excess dead weight otherwise known as K-Fed.
Step 3: Get breast implants.
Yep, it looks like Britney's bought herself a couple of brand new divorce presents, and she's been showing them off like crazy lately. Now before you go running to tell all your little friends that Britney's breasts are fake just because Hollywood Tuna says so, remember this: I'm not a Pulitzer Prize winning journalist and this isn't the New York Times. Yes, I'm 99.9% sure her boobs are fake, but I'm also 99.9% sure bullets would bounce off of me, and 99.9% sure that I'll eventually have a threesome with Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick. I think you see my point.
Form: hollywoodtuna.com
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