Is Jessica Simpson Drunk On Love?
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
After a false start, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are giving dating a try again. The couple met up for an hour-long lunch at Paradise Cove Beach Cafe in Malibu, California, on November 12.
''She didn't eat much,'' a witness says. ''She drank double vodka cranberries. When they got up, Jessica was rubbing his back. You could definitely tell they were on a date.'' Mayer left a $40 tip on the $100 bill.
That John Mayer is very smooth, and seems to have an arsenal of tricks up his sleeve to win Jessica Simpson's love. The guy is a multi-million selling recording artist. You'd think that in itself would have most girls kissing his feet, but wait, there's more. By leaving such a huge tip, it shows her that he's generous too. More points for Johnny boy! And finally, what better way to win a fair maiden's heart than by getting her liquored up on double vodkas in the middle of the afternoon! I've used this same technique myself when wooing a lady, and the outcome is guaranteed nudity. I prefer to buy them triples though. I don't like leaving anything to chance.
Source: hollywoodtuna.com
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