The Only Guns Lindsay Lohan Should Bring To Iraq Are The Ones In Her Bra
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Mean Girls star Lindsay Lohan is taking shooting lessons ahead of her trip to war-torn Iraq. The movie actress, 20, actress will be visiting Iraq on Dec 6, to entertain the US troops deployed there, and claims knowing how to handle a gun is essential before that.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but while in Iraq, if it gets to the point where those gun lessons actually come in handy, I doubt firing straight will be at the top of Lindsay Lohan’s concerns. I think the 50 Iraqi insurgents surrounding her and her dead security detail would take the top spot. If you ask me, freckly, large breasted party girls belong in war zones about as much as Kramer does speaking at an NAACP meeting.
Source: hollywoodtuna.com
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