Apple Has A New Banana (Celebrity Secrets)
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Little Miss Apple Martin Paltrow is no longer the lone fruit on the salad bar as she and her parents Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin welcomes the arrival of a baby boy this past weekend. No word on the name or anything but I am assuming that's because they are a bit busy treating his frostbite from being in such close proximity to his icy cold mother.
Gwyneth once whined in an interview the sense of outrage she felt when she saw people biting her style. If Jackie Kennedy could raise like Lazarus from the dead, she would go Wu-Tang on G-Pal for claiming credit that does not belong to her. What's next, is she going to go sue the Degrassi High Kids over that ill-fitting prom gown from the Oscars?
Princess Bubble Yum called and she wants her bridesmaid's dress back.
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