Romance Report: Meg, Eva and More ... (Celebrity Secrets)

Six years after her marriage to Dennis Quaid went belly-up, Meg Ryan just can't seem to move on. When asked in the May issue of Allure whether her ex-husband had a wandering eye during their nine-year union, the former America's sweetheart comes thisclose to unzipping her rubbery lips about how she was allegedly done wrong. "Yes, yes, yes, she mouths silently," according to the mag (via the New York Post). Ryan, who is working her way back into the public eye after a two-year absence, asserted to Oprah last month that the marriage, which produced one son, was "very unhealthy" and insisted the split "was never about another man," despite tabloid speculation that her romance with Russell Crowe was to blame.

Is Eva Longoria coveting carats? People magazine reports she's experiencing a bit of "diamond envy" over the knuckle-crushing engagement ring being flashed by her "Desperate Housewives" castmate Nicollette Sheridan. "She's got the biggest rock you've ever seen," show mastermind Marc Cherry tattles to the mag. "And of course Eva went to Tony Parker and went, 'I want one as big as Nicollette's!' So Tony is very upset with Michael Bolton." Meanwhile, Jamie Foxx helped fuel talk that the ubiquitous Eva and Tony (seriously, is there an entertainment show they won't appear on?) may be planning to take that long walk down the aisle in the very near future. During a sit-down Monday with Ellen DeGeneres, the Oscar winner referred to the pocket-sized vixen's basketball beau as her "soon-to-be husband."

Dane Cook freely admits he spent time off-screen with his "Employee of the Month" co-star Jessica Simpson, but insists it was done in the innocent pursuit of gossip. While the latest issue of Us Weekly wonders whether their relationship is "heating up," the funnyman tells the Boston Herald that he and the not-quite-ex Mrs. Lachey used their between-scene time on the New Mexico set of the romantic comedy to peruse the celebrity weeklies for the latest news on their supposedly steamy affair. Cook says it was like "reading a comic book" and maintains he's still very much devoted to his live-in squeeze of two years, singer Raquel Houghton.

Scarlett Johansson is apparently willing to risk her much-envied milky-white complexion to enjoy some fun in the sun with under-the-radar boyfriend Josh Hartnett. Paparazzi captured the actress showing off her fabulous curves in an itty-bitty bikini as she cavorted with her follicly challenged beau at the Goldeneye resort in Jamaica last week. "They were having a great time," a spywitness tells the London Mirror. "Scarlett couldn't stop laughing."

David Spade might "feel bad" that Heather Locklear has been "connected" with him, as he told Ellen DeGeneres last week, but he apparently isn't overwhelmed with guilt. Extra reports the unassuming comedian and the preternaturally preserved bombshell were spied together Thursday night at an L.A. steakhouse. The dinner date comes just a couple weeks after Spade and Locklear reportedly engaged in a very public round of tonsil hockey at another eatery. Still, a friend of the actress dismisses the romance chatter to People, explaining of the original buss stop, "Heather and David were just goofing off; the whole thing was blown out of proportion. They were joking around and hamming it up, and the next thing you know, people are saying they're together."

We know recycling is hot in Hollywood right now, but just how committed is Renée Zellweger to the cause? In a story we urge you to take with a heaping helping of salt, In Touch claims the Oscar winner has turned the strapless Carolina Herrera wedding gown she wore when she pledged to stay with Kenny Chesney forever into a kicky cocktail dress. A source claims Zellweger, who had her blink-and-you'll-miss-it union to the country crooner annulled due to "fraud," dyed the cream-colored, floor-length frock sapphire blue and had it taken up above the knee. "Renee didn't want to throw it away," the mole maintains to the mag. "Since she knew she'd never wear it again as a wedding dress, she made it into something she'd get some use out of."

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