Jordan's Vocal Talents Are As Fake As Her Breasts
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
The famous couple (Jordan and Peter Andre) have released a duets album today, November 27th. The album is entitled A whole new world and is a charity album with all proceedings going to their chosen charities due to the poor health condition of Jordan's son Harvey.
Let me just start by saying I have nothing but respect for Jordan and her husband for donating the proceeds of her album to charity. I just wish they would have picked another medium to raise funds with. Couldn't they have recorded a sex tape instead? Just think of how many sick kids could have been helped with the millions of dollars this video would have raised. Now think about the twenty-nine bucks and change they're actually going to raise by selling this piece of shit album. After watching the first (and hopefully last) music video from the album, I honestly don't think I've ever seen such a cheesy display. Not to mention the fact that the music itself has about as much soul as a frozen hockey puck. And to any of you fooled into thinking that Jordan can actually sing, watch her live performance here. Absolutely hilarious! Yes, a sex tape would have been much better. Jordan's breasts are much more talented that her vocal chords.
Source: hollywoodtuna.com
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