Jessica Biel's Ass Needs A Jessica Alba Makeover
Friday, January 26, 2007
I know this is my second Jessica Biel post in one day, but I just wanted to show you another stellar example of how masculine her shape is getting. I don't have a good feeling about her boyfriend Derek Jeter's baseball season next year. The injuries he probably sustains on a nightly basis from Jessica's tough lovin' could be career ending. He's probably black and blue all over. I can picture the poor guy being thrown around like a rag doll in her bed, crying in his pillow, and begging for mercy while she leaves bite marks on his shoulder, and demands ''Who's your Daddy, bitch!?'' Please Jessica, come back to the light. Heavy gym weights have no business being in the hands of someone with as pretty a face as you. Think of Jessica Alba’s ass - that used to be you. I hope that’s enough incentive to give the gym a rest. If you won't do it for me, do it for the Yankee fans.
Source: Hollywoodtuna
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