Jessica Alba Bikini Football Player, American Hero
Monday, January 15, 2007
I'm a lot of things to a lot of people. Besides sexymotherfucker, and espionage expert with intense kung-fu lovemaking skills, I’m also a patriot to the good ole USA. Here in the USA we stand for freedom, pro-sports, sexy chicks in bikinis and cheap middle east oil. The only thing that would make Jessica Alba playing football in a bikini an even more red blooded American hero is if she were eating a slice of apple pie, wearing a cowboy hat while I sang the star-spangled banner. Nude. at the Iwo Jima memorial. God bless the USA.
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