Tara Conner is a Quitter
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Miss America and former party girl Tara Conner is out of rehab and into spinning some PR. Matt Lauer of the Today Show will get the only scheduled live interview on Thursday and a taped interview for Dateline will air Thursday night. In a pre-interview statement picked up by E! news, Tara expounds on being a role model, finding inner peace and her stint in rehab.
''I would not change my past, because it gave me my future,'' she told NBC News in preparation for her chat with Lauer. ''I learned the tools to live a clean and sober life of recovery. From rehab, I gain sobriety.''
Fuck that. She's a 21 year old religiously oppressed southern girl with a great rack and an appetite for destruction. Of course she partied when she got to the big city. That's what they do. Sending a horny 21 year old model to rehab for sex and drugs is like cutting off a unicorn's horn and stabbing him in the eye with it. Then giving him an eye-patch to wear so he thinks that maybe, just maybe, you didn't really mean to do it. Then you laugh at him in front of the other mythical beasts. And he just cries silent tears from his one good eye that hit the ground and turn into black rainbows of dispair as the magic leaves this world forever. Because he's a pussy.
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