Jessica Simpson's Breasts Want You to See Her New Movie (Celebrity Secrets)
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Once again, the Hollywood marketing machine has commandeered Jessica Simpson's breasts for their nefarious promotional schemes. First it was to promote her new album, and now, the trailer for Jessica's new movie, Employee of the Month features Simpson in some rather low-cut tops, with generous amounts of cleavage.
Of course, it is called show business, and the first rule of business is sex sells. And you know people aren't going to be seeing Jessica Simpson's movies becaue of her acting ability. Besides, Jessica's been sexing up her image for quite some time now. Her new music video, her skimpy bikini, her pimp father, her nipple-revealing see-through dress, have all been strategically employed to get you to want to see more of Jessica Simpson.
But it's no surprise, even the marketing for Dukes of Hazzard, with Jessica Simpson's pink bikini, was very much the same, if not worse (or is that better?). Regardless, of Jessica Simpson's breasts, though, this movie actually looks mildly entertaining, but the final judgement is still out. Until we actually see it, we'll just have to trust Jessica's breasts that the movie is worth it.
Celebrity Secrets Special thank you to egotastic
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I was able to resist the breast-tastic call to see "Dukes of Hazzard", but I'm starting to weaken .. they're like that damn hypnotoad on Futurama!
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