Paris Hilton's Ass... From the Front (Celebrity Secrets)
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Okay, if there's one thing worse than Paris Hilton's skanky ass, it's Paris Hilton's skanky ass as seen from the front. Yes, that's right, she isn't turned around, but you can still see her ass.
There's something about these pictures that... what's the word... make me wanna puke. Seriously, I didn't need to see this, but since I had to suffer through it, so do you. Life's a bitch, I know. And so is Paris Hilton.
Update: Well, if having to see Paris Hilton's ass from the wrong side wasn't enough to make you puke, I'm sure this video will. No, there's nothing graphic, except for Paris' horrible "music," and the fact that she seems to think of herself as a "recording artist," and claims she writes her own songs. Yeah, and I'm dating Natalie Portman.
Oh, and I know that this is essentially a commercial for Paris' new album, but please, do the world a favour, exercise some self-restraint, and please, whatever you do, don't buy the damn thing
Celebrity Secrets Special thank you to egotastic
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