Brittany Murphy, her Cleavage, and Kids
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Now I'm not saying Brittany Murphy likes having little kids look down her top, but that is not going to stop me from implying she was putting on a show for all the little boys and girls she was greeting at the premier of Happy Feet in Australia. But, Brittany was kind enough to sign autographs and all that, so good for her. I'm just a callused prick, really.
Of course, now I have to find some witch who can cook me up a potion to shrink me down to kid size so I can go to Brittany's movie premieres and get some special treatment and see me some good visual imagery.
Yeah, I know...don't even bother asking what’s wrong with me.
Source: Subvert Society
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