Gwen Stefani: Hair by Dr. Seuss
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Ah yes, Dr. Seuss. His maddening poetic verse fills Hollywood with such energy. So much so that Gwen Stefani had her hair done by one of the Whos, while the Grinch was trying to get her to take her clothes off. At which point, Gavin Rossdale kicked the Grinch's furry green butt, and Gwen and Gavin jetted off to the Billboard Music Awards once her hair was complete, fabulous, and Seussian.
And what happened then? Well, in Hollywyoodland they say that the Grinch's small junk grew three sizes that day. And then the true meaning of Gwen's hair came through, and the Grinch found the strength of ten Grinches plus two.
Source: Subvert Society
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