Jessica Simpson on E-Bay
Friday, December 01, 2006
An extra on the set of Jessica Simpson's movie, Employee of the Month, is auctioning off a chewed piece of Jessica's gum. No wonder she's only an extra.
The blonde actress discarded the candy as she was preparing to shoot a kissing scene with her co-star Dane Cook in their movie ''Employee of the Month.''
Jessica, 26, gave the gum to an extra on set who rather than throw it away has decided to make a quick buck.
''Jessica was chewing gum when shooting started and asked if we would mind her putting her gum in a napkin on our table.''
''I joked that I would sell it on eBay. She said, 'Go for it. You might make 99 cents.' ''
''Here's that pale blue gum. It was in her mouth so it has her DNA on it so you can clone her.''
The seller will also provide a letter of authenticity, some gossip from the film and a “head shot to the winning bidder so that they have proof that I am sitting next to Jessica in the movie.''
Bidding currently stands at $56. Auction ends Dec.4.
This is like the time I lost my glasses once at camp…except it isn't like that time because I would change glasses to 'virginity' and lost to 'forced myself on the camp counselor'. Not only does this 'extra' now have enough germs to classify for level 5 containment, but she clearly lacks what we essentially take for granted…a fucking clue. Everybody knows you have to cut her hair while she gently sleeps off the GHB you slipped in her drink. So peaceful. Soft, soft hair.
Wait, did she say clone Jessica? Social decay, nuclear warfare, George Bush and botox made the list, but I'm pretty sure Jessica Simpson was not in Revelation as a sign of apocalypse. Unless of course she's the antichrist. Which would be sweet. Bless her heart.
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