Celebrity Secrets Move to Spylicious.com

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Celebrity Secrets Move to

Spylicious.com

Labels: actress, Celeb, celebrities, Celebrity, Celebrity Secrets, celebs, Spylicious

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Lindsay Lohan’s new boyfriend is Prince Charming

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Lindsay Lohan’s new boyfriend snowboarder Riley Giles was apparently engaged when he started dating Lindsay. So how did Riley break things off with his fiancee? Simple, he didn’t. Nice, I love that approach. Keeps things mysterious. For her anyway, while you do other chicks. Of course it helps to pick one that’s not, I dunno, constantly photographed by the paparazzi. NY Daily News reports:

And poor Bree Tierney of Murray, Utah, found out he'd moved on from the tabloids.

"Riley just stopped calling Bree and never told her about Lindsay," her mom, Tess, told Us Weekly. "She found out by seeing photos. It destroyed her."

But, besides lacking a pair of balls, Riley is respectful towards Lindsay’s alcoholism:

"They did meet once and had sodas at a hotel bar, but they quickly realized it was not the right place to be," a friend tells us. "Lindsay is sticking to the program."

I see nothing out of the ordinary here. Boy meets girl. Boy and girl gets engaged. Boy meets another girl with large breasts, drug and alcohol problems and Daddy issues. Boy realizes he can do lots of naked stuff with new girl. Boy abandons fiancee by never calling her again. Boy and new girl get photographed 24/7. Same old tune, just different characters. It's about as American as apple pie.

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Labels: Lindsay Lohan

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Matt Damon Gets Love From Japan

Here Matt Damon is enjoying a stroll through Japan's Narita airport and is greeted by a throng of fans. He looks happy to be receiving some love from the public and yes, he's cute and all, but he's starting to look like such a dad to me. I probably just think that, though, because my dad also liked to dress like an off-duty Secret Service agent--albeit, not quite as stylishly as Mr. Damon here. I have to say, I usually give celebs shit for either dressing up or down way too much while they travel in public, but I think Matt really has found the happy medium. Kudos, Matt. I'm sure you're very relieved to hear that you've received my approval.

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Labels: Japan, Matt Damon

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Britney Spears to Be ‘Healed’ by Shamen

Britney Spears is going to be HEALED! Apparently, when a judge decided that a red neck, wigger was the lesser of two evils and gave K-FED custody of her two children, Britney decided it was time to take the matter to the Lord. Or Indian spirit. Or something.

[She] is said to have organised the meeting with a head shaman near a reservation at the base of America’s Grand Canyon.

A source said: “The head shaman has agreed to perform the ritual on Britney, which is a great honour.

“The shaman will wave sage over her head and daub her temples with a magical potion. And the learned Indians will chant mantra and perform a special dance around her.”

Then they will add some nice chicken stock and a bouquet garnis to the pot, spatchcock her plump body and add a little ‘essence’. BAM!

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Labels: Britney, Britney Spears, Spears

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Charlize Theron Is Welcome in My Shower Anytime

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

And there we have it folks–Esquire Magazine’s “Sexiest Woman Alive” for 2007 is Charlize Theron. I could go on and on about how hot she is, but I know that you just want to see the pictures to fantasize over. To that end, Charlize has provided the fodder for your perversions. Have at it!