Old Habits Die Hard For Ashlee Simpson

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Is Ashlee Simpson trying to make me look bad? You see, if you've been following Hollywood Tuna for the last few months, I've been giving her props on how good she looks. However, here she is at the 10th Anniversary Of "Chicago" looking like her old self: Jessica Simpson's ugly younger sister. I seriously don't appreciate this at all. I mean, I have a reputation to maintain and I'm not going to let some spoon fed spoiled brat ruin it. Now speaking of spoons, Ashlee could use a bowl of soup, or maybe some clam chowder. The girl looks hungry.

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Phew! Paris Hilton Wants An Irish Boyfriend

'The Simple Life' star Paris Hilton has said that she would like to find an Irish boyfriend. Speaking at the launch of her new fragrance in Dublin’s Grafton Street last weekend, Hilton said:

"Irish guys are hot. Colin Farrell is definitely hot and Cillian Murphy has the sexiest eyes. I’d like an Irish guy."

I've envied the Irish for years. I have many Irish friends (well part Irish), and we always have a great time out at the local pub together. I've noticed they always manage to have more fun than me though. They can out drink me, never get hangovers, are always singing and dancing, play the fiddle and can beat the piss out of anyone who messes with them. Well after hearing this news, I completely accept all my shortcomings knowing that Paris Hilton doesn’t have me on her radar. Thank God I'm not Irish.

Source: hollywoodtuna.com

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Christina Aguilera & Jessica Simpson Get Friendly

Pop star Christina Aguilera was shocked during a recent hotel stay, when fellow hotel guest Jessica Simpson slipped a fan letter under her door. The 25-year-old was touched by Simpson's words and says women in the music industry need to be supportive of one another. She explains:

"Recently, I was staying at a hotel when I got a letter from Jessica Simpson, who was in the penthouse across the hall. It was super complimentary."

That sure was nice of Jessica Simpson. Is there any better way to show support than by a nice heartfelt letter? Actually there is! Jessica could have shown Christina Aguilera her appreciation via live webcam right there in that penthouse suite. I hear they come equipped with king sized beds, Jacuzzis and scented oils for rubdowns; all three of which they could have put to good use. Ok, so I'm daydreaming again, but can you blame me? I'm so used to seeing female celebs be bitches with each other, that at the first hint of friendliness, my mind goes into girl-on-girl mode. It's not easy being man I tell ya!

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Lindsay Lohan Is Confused

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

You're probably thinking the same exact thing as me right now. Namely, what the hell goes through Lindsay Lohan's head when it's time to get dressed in the morning. Does she wake up and go, "Hmmm, I'm feeling kind of slutty and retarded today so I think I'll dress like a slutty retard or maybe a retarded slut. Either or, as long as I get to wear this belt with no bra today." Or does she just rush through her house, throwing on random articles of clothing left over from the orgy the night before? You know, I think I'm going to have to go with the latter since I inadvertently flashed five people on my way to work today and walked away with four phone numbers. Apparently, the fifth person just didn't like big things.

Editor's Note: Because I am a man who must understand, I have compiled a list of reasons why Lindsay Lohan might be wearing her belt like this.

1. She's a pirate.

2. She's a weightlifter.

3. She's a rock climber.

4. She's a fearless fashionista.

5. She's the new Adam Ant.

6. She desperately wants an hourglass figure like her idol Marilyn Monroe and is trying to create an illusion.

7. She's trying to convince Joss Whedon to cast her as the new Wonder Woman.

8. She confused her belt with her bra because they both start with the letter "B".

9. It's not just any belt, but a utility belt for party girls that comes equipped with cigarettes, pot, coke, condoms, lipstick, eye drops, and Mickey Rourke’s last known address.

10. She's a fucking idiot.

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Keeley Hazell in Zoo Magazine

The geniuses at Zoo Magazine thought it would be a good idea to get Keeley Hazell to dress up as Christina Aguilera, Kylie Minogue, and Britney Spears. They were 100% right! Having Keeley wear gold booty shorts and a schoolgirl outfit is brilliant. This has got to be her sexiest photoshoot yet. Make sure you check out the video I’ve posted of the photoshoot as well. It’s definitely worth a look. Especially between 0:25 and 0:27.

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Nicole Richie Responds to Gastric Bypass Rumors...(again)

Nicole Richie MySpaced this afternoon about Page Six's Blind Item that may or may not have involved her. The blind item hinted that Nicole Richie had gastric bypass surgery when she was bigger to get skinny and that she recently had that procedure reversed so she could gain weight.

She said:

So i gain a little bit of weight, and im acussed of having a gastric bypass surgery reversed? Its pathetic of Page Six to insinuate i have done this. Anyone that knows anything about this surgery would know that legally, you must be AT LEAST 100 pounds overweight to even have the surgery done, and is a serious, life changing procedure; not one to throw around as a joke or a rumor. Ive statement I am in the process of putting on weight, and that should be enough. Its a shame to hear that instead of hearing supportive words, someone needs to spin it into some negative, absurd way

Depends on who does the procedure, right? I'm sure you can find some doctor out there that will do it for the right price. I'm not saying she had it, but it makes sense. Page Six didn't even say her name, so she's being a little presumptuous. Although, it was totally her. Nicole looked much hotter as she shopped in Barney's yesterday.

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Nicole Richie is an Easy Guess

Page Six is just asking:

Which young Hollywood starlet had secret gastric bypass surgery, but then lost too much weight? During a recent four-day stint at a health clinic, she was actually having an operation to remove the bypass."

For the past year, Nicole Richie has looked like she just punched up out of a grave. Now she has a double chin and is swiping at that McDonald's bag like a cat chasing a laser pointer. She's clearly gained weight since last week. Gee, I wonder how that happened! I guess it's just good genes!

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Want Some More

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie appear to be shopping for a new baby. The couple were spotted last Friday at the Bharatiya Samaj Seva Kendra family adoption centre in Pune, India visiting the children in the orphanage. Roxana Kalyanvala, the orphanage's director said:

Brad and Angelina were lovely and genuinely adore kids. Every move and every look of the couple was filled with love for our children and we were floored with their genuine affection."...While Angelina kissed and hugged the children, Brad got down on the floor with them, rolling on the ground and entertaining them. "He was like a kid himself," says Aruna Thake, a child development worker at the center. The couple gave the children toys that included dolls, stuffed animals and games. "It was great excitement not only for our kids but for our staff as well," Kalyanvala says."

Damn, all that's missing from their house now is a Klingon. I understand it's all about the kids, but can't you find one that doesn't need a translator? Or one that wasn't delivered by a witch doctor? It's nice you're in India, but they're never going to let little Mowgli bring along his pet tiger.

Angelina @ the UN Commission for Refugees, New Delhi, India on November 5th:

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Odd Couple / Paris Hilton and Judi Dench

You know what this photo of Parasite Hilton and Judi Dench looks like? It looks like Paris handed her camera to her friend and moved over to Judi, so that it looks like they were posing together. Judi probably thought she was some tranny hooker hired for the event and tried to ignore her. The odd couple were both at the Casino Royale premiere in London today.

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Movie Star Showdown: Elisha Cuthbert vs. Jessica Alba

I can't believe this. Last round was decided by 4 votes!!! Scarlett Johnasson beat Jessica Biel by a vote total of 1583-1579. What a nailbiter! Must have been a lot of Virginia voters I'm guessing. ;) So for our final round before the big Final, we have a doozy. Here's Elisha ‘Jolie Killer' Cuthbert versus Jessica 'I can't lose this contest' Alba in a super sexy matchup. Remember that the Final matchup will be held on Monday, November 13th!!!!