Hilary Swank Rocks The Jeans & Tank Top (Celebrity Secrets)

Here's some new candids of Hilary Swank . I just want to point out that if a girl wants to look sexy, all she needs is a nice pair of jeans and a tank top. That's it. Recently, we've been seeing stars like Lindsay Lohan wear those hippy dresses. Those rags belong on people 65 and up. I'm not a fashion expert but it makes me sick to know that there are people who get paid enormous amounts of money to dress celebrities in awful outfits, when all they need is a pair of jeans and a tank top.


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Britney Spears Drops Baby More Than Once (Celebrity Secrets)

Britney Spears is facing fresh heartache over baby Sean Preston amid fears that he could suffer long-term brain damage reports National Enquirer.

When seven-month-old Sean toppled out of his high chair and fractured his scalp it wasn't his first fall, an ENQUIRER investigation has uncovered.

Twice before, says a source, the baby has rolled off of the pop princess' bed and crashed to the floor. Doctors say Sean could suffer brain seizures or memory loss for years to come.

Both times Britney freaked out when she was wakened by the sound of her little boy screaming," said an insider. "She found him lying face down on the floor after falling from the bed."It was every mother's nightmare come true. She was so afraid he was hurt. The first time it happened, Sean was just over three months old. Fortunately the floor in Britney and Kevin's bedroom is carpeted and the baby was frightened but uninjured.

"But two weeks later, the same scary thing happened again. Once again Britney woke to find the little guy face down on the floor, crying his heart out. This time she was shaken to the core."


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"Bar Refaeli" Leonardo DiCaprio's New Lady (Celebrity Secrets)

Leonardo DiCaprio split with Gisele Bundchen last year. His new girl's name is Bar Refaeli. She is Israli, 20 years old, and currently works as a model.

Gisele? Bar? I don't know what is eating Gilbert Grape, but I know what is sucking him off.

If you haven't seen Bar Refaeli yet, here are some pictures. Time to break out the semen sock. Lock the doors.










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Paris Hilton destroys Vanity Fair (Celebrity Secrets)

Paris Hilton is responsible for the declining sales of the magazine Vanity Fair. After the October 2005 issue, Vanity Fair readers were outraged to see Paris Hilton on the cover. Their subscription base has went down significantly because of Paris.




Good job Paris, you ruin your own life and the Editor in Chief of Vanity Fair's life. What were they thinking putting horse faced Paris on their cover anyway? Is this a livestock magazine?




Paris doing her self-proclaimed expertise, Shopping:

Top 50 Worst Album Ever (Celebrity Secrets)

Here's the list, according to Q Magazine:

1. Duran Duran-Thank You
2. Spice Girls-All Their Solo Albums!
3. Various-Urban Renewal: The Songs Of Phil Collins
4. Lou Reed-Metal Machine Music
5. Billy Idol-Cyberpunk
6. Naomi Campbell-Babywoman
7. Kevin Rowland-My Beauty
8. Mick Jagger-Primitive Cool
9. Westlife-Allow Us To Be Frank
10. Tim Machine-Tin Machine Ii
11. Limp Bizkit-Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water
12. Tom Jones-Mr Jones
13. Bruce Willis-The Return Of Bruno
14. Terence Trent Diabolica-Neither Fish Nor Flesh
15. Various-Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart Club Band-OST
16. Spice Girls-Forever
17. Bob Dylan & The Grateful Dead-Dylan And The Dead
18. Crazy Frog-Crazy Hits
19. Goldie-Saturnz Return
20. Mariah Cary-Glitter OST
21. The Clash-Cut The Crap
22. Robson & Jerome-Robson & Jerome
23. Alanis Morissette-Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie
24. Lauryn Hill-MTV Unpugged 2.0
25. The Cranberries-To The Faithful Departed
26. Vanilla Ice-Hard To Swallow
27. Destiny's Child-Destiny Fulfilled
28. The Rolling Stones-Dirty Work
29. Various-Christmas In The Stars: Star Wars Christmas Album
30. Michael Jackson-Invincible
31. Stevie Wonder-Woman In Red
32. Ace Of Bass-The Sign
33. Billy Ray Cyrus-Some Gave All
34. Fishspooner-#1
35. Puff Daddy-Forever
36. Kula Shaker-Peanuts, Pigs & Astronauts
37. Shania Twain-Come On Over
38. Chris Rea-The Road To Hell Pt2
39. Big Country-Undercover
40. The Others-The Others
41. Paul Simon-Songs From The Capeman OST
42. Babylon Zoo-The Boy With The X-Ray Eyes
43. The Travelling Wilburys-Vol. 3
44. Kiss-Music From The Elder
45. William Shatner-The Transformed Man
46. Oasis-Standing On The Shoulders Of Giants
47. Ozzy Osbourne-Under Cover
48. Milli Vanilli-All Or Nothing
49. Neil Young And The Shocking Pinks-Everybody's Rocking
50. Beck-Midnight Vultures

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Katie Holmes' Wedding Dress (Celebrity Secrets)

Katie Holmes wedding is on the fast track. Katie Holmes has met with the owner of Buff Brides, a company that sculpts bodies for the big day. Buff Brides has specific instructions — get Katie ready to look amazing in her wedding dress. A source tells TMZ that it’s a sleek, strapless A-line dress that is form fitted across the waist and falls to the floor. As for cleavage — not so much. The bust is cut straight across. We’re told Katie has very specific goals to look great in the dress, working especially hard on her shoulders and back. Sue Fleming, the owner of Buff Brides told TMZ that Katie has decided to use her program, with the help of a personal trainer who has licensed the Buff Brides fitness regimen.

Will George Clooney blog Angelina Jolie? (Celebrity Secrets)

George Clooney, fresh off his blog tiff with Arianna Huffington may be presented a unique opportunity - he can blog Angelina Jolie.


Can Clooney Blog Angie?

George can dish all the details. Pregnancy, travel, her alleged wedding plans. He's already talked about his version of the nuptials with Larry King on CNN.

Cris Bergman reviewed the Clooney confession last month. (Didn't some of this interview wind up at HuffPo?) For the record - Clooney didn't write this - he only said it on CNN.

The details:

--On the reports that Brad and Angelina were going to marry at Clooney's home, he said the stories were false and he even joked he wanted to stage a wedding to throw off the press.

--"I wanted to rent a bunch of tables and put them outside and get a bunch of kids or something dressed up in tuxes and watch all the cameras come by."

-- When King asked Clooney the extent of his friendship with Brad, Clooney told the talk show maven, "I mean he's come to my house and stayed, but it's not like we go backpacking together!"

The idea generates from Jossip as the snarky New Yorkers asked yesterday:

What Would George Clooney Blog?

But alas - George Clooney is too big to blog. But remember - there are no small blogs, only small actors.

Jolie to star in third Tomb Raider movie (Celebrity Secrets)

Angelina Jolie has agreed to reprise her role as Lara Croft in a third Tomb Raider movie - and she is already planning a punishing fitness regime to regain her figure after she gives birth.

And Ian Livingston, the creator of video game heroine Lara Croft, says, "Paramount has optioned it and Angelina has agreed to star in the third. If the (new) game is as successful as the others it's likely Paramount will put the third movie into production soon." The last Tomb Raider film Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life - made on a $90 million (GBP51 million) budget - grossed $65 million (GBP37 million) in the North American box office.

Quickies: Keira's Weighty Issues and More ... (Celebrity Secrets)

Keira Knightley may have abs you can bounce a quarter off of and gams so long they can pull off the skinniest of this season's loathsome skinny jeans, but even she is not immune to Hollywood's you-can-never-be-too-thin credo. "I'm twice the size, height and everything else of most of the other actresses who are going for an audition," the fat-free "Pride and Prejudice" starlet tells New Woman magazine (via the London Mirror). "It's mad, isn't it? When you realize that even at my size I'm one of the largest there. You think, 'This is ridiculous!'" (Even more ridiculous? That she's still going in for auditions after her Oscar nod.) According to Keira, "There is a lot of pressure -- it's like you've got to be perfect." But the actress, who has admitted her stomach is the only part of her body she likes, isn't about to cast scones, uh, stones at those who are misguidedly trying to achieve an unrealistic and unhealthy skin-and-bones ideal. " ... [I]f someone is making themselves ill you should feel sorry for them, not slate them," she says.

"Men who like to shop too much are suspect -- not for being gay but for being vain and self-involved." That's the former pink diamond-flashing, Bentley-driving Jennifer Lopez discussing her experience with big spenders in the May issue of Harper's Bazaar. Retail therapy apparently isn't a problem with husband Marc Anthony, whom she credits with being a calming influence on her once mile-a-minute, A-list life. "He makes me slow down and eat lunch, which I used not to do," says Jen (by the by, the gaunt Latin crooner might want to follow his own food advice). "We have different philosophies. I've been so disciplined. His process is 'Chill, don't kill yourself.'"

Lindsay Lohan's long-thwarted dream of being a designer spokesmodel finally going to come true? After reportedly trying and failing to ink deals with both Chanel and Louis Vuitton, the couture-addicted starlet is now hoping to land a contract with Versace, reports Fashion Week Daily. "I'm going to spend time with Donatella on her boat," explains Lindsay, referring to the firm's tanorexic boss, who has previously tapped the more mature stumping services of Madonna, Halle Berry and Demi Moore. But the teen queen is quick to add she's yet to sign on the dotted line, as is a rep for the design house, who tells FWD "nothing has been decided yet."

And finally, April may only be half-over, but we already have two strong contenders for the most knuckleheaded celebrity statement of the month. First up is Evangeline Lilly, who reveals to Elle what an incredible burden it is to be beautiful. "I spent many nights crying myself to sleep wishing I was ugly because of the way men leered and disrespected me, because they assumed things about my mental capacity or my physical willingness based on the way I look," the "Lost" star laments. Paris Hilton, meanwhile, proves to Elle UK that she's not suffering from those pesky self-esteem problems that plague so many young women. "I've always had a great voice," the stubbornly popular starlet says of her warbling, which is showcased on her long-delayed album, due out this summer. "You either have it or you don't. It's something you're born with. I'm a brand, a model, an artiste, an actress, a designer. I write books."

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Angelina Jolie top lesbian fantasy (Celebrity Secrets)

Angelina Jolie is the woman most lesbians want to have sex with. The stunning brunette - who admits to being bisexual - has been voted the ultimate girl-on-girl fantasy, by readers of gay magazine Diva.


The magazine reports: "She's our undisputed dream-girl sending pulses racingand sales rocketing every time she graces the magazine."

The 'Tomb Raider' star beat gay actress Portia De Rossi and 'Basic Instinct'star Sharon Stone to the top spot.

Other beauties included in the steamy poll were 'Silence of the Lambs' starJodie Foster, who came fifth, Queen Latifah, who was named in sixth place,while Oscar-winner Halle Berry finished in seventh position.

Charlize Theron, 'From Dusk Till Dawn' actress Salma Hayek and 'Charlie'sAngels' star Drew Barrymore rounded off the top ten.

Top ten lesbian fantasies:

1. Angelina Jolie

2. Portia De Rossi

3. Gina Gershon

4. Sharon Stone

5. Jodie Foster

6. Queen Latifah

7. Halle Berry

8. Charlize Theron

9. Salma Hayek

10. Drew Barrymore

U2's 'One' voted Britain's favorite lyric (Celebrity Secrets)

The Irish band U2 has given Britain its favorite song lyric, according to a survey released Monday.

The line "One life, with each other, sisters, brothers" from the 1992 song "One" topped a poll conducted by music channel VH1.

Runner-up was the downbeat "So you go and you stand on your own, and you leave on your own, and you go home, and you cry, and you want to die" from The Smiths' "How Soon is Now."

A line from Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" "I feel stupid and contagious, here we are now, entertain us" came third. Bob Marley's "Redemption Song" and Coldplay's "Yellow" took fourth and fifth places.

The top 10 was a mix of the affirmative and the acerbic, ranging from Robbie Williams' uplifting "Angels" "And through it all she offers me protection, a lot of love and affection, whether I'm right or wrong" to Radiohead's sour "Creep."

More than 13,000 people participated in the poll on the station's Web site, choosing from a list of 100 lyrics selected by music industry figures.


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Jessica Alba is a tomboy (Celebrity Secrets)

Jessica Alba claims she's just a boring tomboy.

Despite her stunning looks, the actress insists she's a boyish girl who loves walking her beloved pooch and going for walks.

She said: "I'm a tomboy at heart. I'm a pretty traditional, domestic, boring person - l like to take my dog for walks. That's why I play dress-up for a living.'

Meanwhile, Alba says she is sick of playing sex kittens.


The 'Sin City' actress admits she is fed up of playing the token 'sexy girl' and would love to be offered more challenging roles.

She said: "I'll leave the slutty girl to other people and I'll play the sweet, moral girlfriend who believes in love. That's where I want to go next - a romantic comedy or something like that."

Spears sculpture on display next month (Celebrity Secrets)

A life-size sculpture of a naked Britney Spears kneeling on a bearskin rug as she gives birth will be on display next month at Brooklyn's Capla Kesting Fine Art gallery.

The sculpture is to appear next to a display case filled with anti-abortion materials. It was created by Daniel Edwards, who said he never spoke to the 24-year-old pop star or met her, and fashioned her face and figure from photographs.

"I admire her. This is an idealized figure," Edwards said Tuesday in a phone interview from his home, which is near his studio in Moosup, Conn.

"Everyone is coming at me with anger and venom, but I depicted her as she has depicted herself - seductively. Suddenly, she's a mom."



Spears, who is married to her former backup dancer Kevin Federline, gave birth to their son, Sean Preston, last year. He is the couple's first child.
The singer's publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, didn't immediately respond to a request for comment from The Associated Press.

When some bloggers heard about the exhibit -"Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston" ¡ª the gallery said it received about 3,000 e-mails from around the world in just a week, split between anti-abortion and abortion rights opinions.

"We also got calls from Tokyo, England, France. Some people are upset that Britney is being used for this subject matter," said gallery co-owner David Kesting. "Others who are pro-life thought this was degrading to their movement. And some pro-choice people were upset that this is a pro-life monument."

The gallery, located in Brooklyn's artsy Williamsburg neighborhood, said it would hire extra security guards for the free exhibit, which will open April 7 and run for two weeks.

Edwards, whose sculpture of Ted Williams' decapitated head - which was frozen in the hope that medical science could one day revive the baseball great - stirred up an artistic storm, said the sculpture of Spears was a "new take on pro-life."

"Pro-lifers normally promote bloody images of abortion. This is the image of birth," he said.



When Edwards was asked why he creates art that generates publicity by selecting subjects hyped in the media, he said: "You're bombarded with these stories. And there's a thread that winds back to the art. That's not a bad thing. People are interested in these topics, and it works for art as well."



Asked whether he's anti-abortion, Edwards said, "You nailed me. I'm not saying that I am. I wouldn't march with either pro-life or pro-choice advocates. This is not meant to be political."


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Reel Estate: Sharon Fails Up, Simon Tears Down (Celebrity Secrets)

Sharon Stone isn't going to let a little thing like the spectacular box office flame-out that was "Basic Instinct 2" stop her from plunking down big bucks for a swanky new pad. The audience-repelling actress has reportedly picked up a Beverly Hills mansion for a little more than $10 million, about $4 million less than she received to reprise her skin-baring role in the critically eviscerated sequel and twice as much as it earned domestically.

According to Forbes, Stone, 48, purchased the 5-acre estate from a young and "very rich" hedge fund exec, who is apparently upgrading to a far more famous nearby abode: The rarefied Beverly Hills residence that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston once called home. The ex-lovebirds' extensively renovated Wallace Neff-designed digs sold for an estimated $22.5 million last month, with the buyer identified only as a foreign and non-famous.

Sharon's new 9,000-square-foot gated compound comes complete with five bedrooms, six bathrooms, a two-bedroom guesthouse, gym, screening room, tennis court, pool and meditation garden, reports the L.A. Times. She'll share the expansive property, which also includes mountain views, fruit trees and waterfalls, with sons Roan, 5, and Laird, almost 1

In other real estate news, Simon Cowell apparently isn't limiting his teardowns to the dreams of "American Idol" contestants and the self-confidence of Ryan Seacrest. The London Mirror claims the strained T-shirt- and crankypants-sporting judge is planning to demolish a palatial Beverly Hills mansion previously owned by Jennifer Lopez, for which he shelled out an estimated $10 million.

"Simon knows what he wants and as soon as he saw J. Lo's house, he had to have it," a mole tells the tab. "But it would appear that even Jennifer Lopez's plush pad simply wasn't good enough."

The problem, it seems, was Mrs. Marc Anthony's "minimalist approach" to interior design, which didn't fit with Cowell's conception of a homier, more "lived-in" space. His supposed solution to the aesthetic impasse: start over.

"When it comes to houses, money is no object for Simon so he hasn't batted an eyelid at spending an extra [$5 million] knocking the place down and rebuilding from scratch," says the snitch. "Everything in J. Lo's house is pristine, shiny and new. It looks like it hasn't been lived in at all -- which is one of the things that turned Simon off."

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Romance Report: Meg, Eva and More ... (Celebrity Secrets)

Six years after her marriage to Dennis Quaid went belly-up, Meg Ryan just can't seem to move on. When asked in the May issue of Allure whether her ex-husband had a wandering eye during their nine-year union, the former America's sweetheart comes thisclose to unzipping her rubbery lips about how she was allegedly done wrong. "Yes, yes, yes, she mouths silently," according to the mag (via the New York Post). Ryan, who is working her way back into the public eye after a two-year absence, asserted to Oprah last month that the marriage, which produced one son, was "very unhealthy" and insisted the split "was never about another man," despite tabloid speculation that her romance with Russell Crowe was to blame.

Is Eva Longoria coveting carats? People magazine reports she's experiencing a bit of "diamond envy" over the knuckle-crushing engagement ring being flashed by her "Desperate Housewives" castmate Nicollette Sheridan. "She's got the biggest rock you've ever seen," show mastermind Marc Cherry tattles to the mag. "And of course Eva went to Tony Parker and went, 'I want one as big as Nicollette's!' So Tony is very upset with Michael Bolton." Meanwhile, Jamie Foxx helped fuel talk that the ubiquitous Eva and Tony (seriously, is there an entertainment show they won't appear on?) may be planning to take that long walk down the aisle in the very near future. During a sit-down Monday with Ellen DeGeneres, the Oscar winner referred to the pocket-sized vixen's basketball beau as her "soon-to-be husband."

Dane Cook freely admits he spent time off-screen with his "Employee of the Month" co-star Jessica Simpson, but insists it was done in the innocent pursuit of gossip. While the latest issue of Us Weekly wonders whether their relationship is "heating up," the funnyman tells the Boston Herald that he and the not-quite-ex Mrs. Lachey used their between-scene time on the New Mexico set of the romantic comedy to peruse the celebrity weeklies for the latest news on their supposedly steamy affair. Cook says it was like "reading a comic book" and maintains he's still very much devoted to his live-in squeeze of two years, singer Raquel Houghton.

Scarlett Johansson is apparently willing to risk her much-envied milky-white complexion to enjoy some fun in the sun with under-the-radar boyfriend Josh Hartnett. Paparazzi captured the actress showing off her fabulous curves in an itty-bitty bikini as she cavorted with her follicly challenged beau at the Goldeneye resort in Jamaica last week. "They were having a great time," a spywitness tells the London Mirror. "Scarlett couldn't stop laughing."

David Spade might "feel bad" that Heather Locklear has been "connected" with him, as he told Ellen DeGeneres last week, but he apparently isn't overwhelmed with guilt. Extra reports the unassuming comedian and the preternaturally preserved bombshell were spied together Thursday night at an L.A. steakhouse. The dinner date comes just a couple weeks after Spade and Locklear reportedly engaged in a very public round of tonsil hockey at another eatery. Still, a friend of the actress dismisses the romance chatter to People, explaining of the original buss stop, "Heather and David were just goofing off; the whole thing was blown out of proportion. They were joking around and hamming it up, and the next thing you know, people are saying they're together."

We know recycling is hot in Hollywood right now, but just how committed is Renée Zellweger to the cause? In a story we urge you to take with a heaping helping of salt, In Touch claims the Oscar winner has turned the strapless Carolina Herrera wedding gown she wore when she pledged to stay with Kenny Chesney forever into a kicky cocktail dress. A source claims Zellweger, who had her blink-and-you'll-miss-it union to the country crooner annulled due to "fraud," dyed the cream-colored, floor-length frock sapphire blue and had it taken up above the knee. "Renee didn't want to throw it away," the mole maintains to the mag. "Since she knew she'd never wear it again as a wedding dress, she made it into something she'd get some use out of."

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Bloom's Celebrity Apology (Celebrity Secrets)

Orlando Bloom apologized to a scooter rider who was almost killed in a road accident by writing him an autograph. He was driving in London on Monday morning when he reportedly pulled out in front of swimming instructor Slawomir Szydlowski, who was riding his motorcycle. Swimming instructor Szydlowski, 28, says, "It's only good luck that I'm here to tell the tale. He can't have looked in his mirrors. I flew off and hit the ground hard, rolling three times. If there'd been a car coming the other way, I'd be dead." When an ambulance arrived to whisk Szydlowski, who suffered deep cuts and internal bleeding, to hospital, Bloom jumped in the back and scribbled a note saying, 'Sorry mate!' and signed it. Szydlowski adds, "We both had to give breath tests. He did ring to check I was all right."

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Apple Has A New Banana (Celebrity Secrets)

Little Miss Apple Martin Paltrow is no longer the lone fruit on the salad bar as she and her parents Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin welcomes the arrival of a baby boy this past weekend. No word on the name or anything but I am assuming that's because they are a bit busy treating his frostbite from being in such close proximity to his icy cold mother.

Gwyneth once whined in an interview the sense of outrage she felt when she saw people biting her style. If Jackie Kennedy could raise like Lazarus from the dead, she would go Wu-Tang on G-Pal for claiming credit that does not belong to her. What's next, is she going to go sue the Degrassi High Kids over that ill-fitting prom gown from the Oscars?

Princess Bubble Yum called and she wants her bridesmaid's dress back.

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Tara Reid Is 30 And Being Good (Celebrity Secrets)

Our beloved Tara Reid recently celebrated her 30th birthday and guess what? She actually kept her clothes on and didn't get piss drunk (at least not at the party). Unfortunately none of that happened because her party was chaperoned by her mother. How sad are you when your mother has to make sure you act decent at your 30th birthday? LOL. “She wasn’t falling all over the tables like she sometimes does,” said one attendee of the party. A source for MSNBC says at one point Tara “turned around to freakdance with some guy and a hand reached out and pulled her away. It was her mom.” That's classic. Maybe she should hire her mom as her PR manager?

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Madonna to be crucified (Celebrity Secrets)

Madonna to be crucified Madonna will start shows on her new tour by descending from the ceiling on a giant cross. The crucifix will be made of diamonds and Swarovski crystals and has reportedly cost £5.7million, reports The Sun. Despite having become a devotee of the Jewish-based Kabbalah sect, Madonna is still happy to use Catholic imagery to shock. She previously offended religious groups in 1989 with the video for her Like A Prayer single which featured her making love to a saint in a church.


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Helena Christensen Really Likes The Beach (Celebrity Secrets)

Spring means bikinis, so in keeping with our recent theme, here is supermodel Helena Christensen hanging out on the beach in Miami over the weekend in, you guessed it, a bikini. The Wicked Game video got me through a rough patch, so Helena will always be hot in my book. By the way, if you blast Chris Isaak in your dorm room you might get your ass beat. What? Oh no, me either.


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Terrorists Want To Kill Sienna Miller (Celebrity Secrets)

Reports are saying that Sienna Miller has been getting death threats and is now fearing for her life. Islamic terrorists are outraged the actress is starring in Interview, a remake of director Theo van Gogh's 2003 thriller.

A crew member told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Sienna refuses to give in to these threats. The film hasn't got anything to do with Islam. But because it's being made as a tribute to Theo, the Islamic fundamentalists have hit the roof."

Well, lets just all pray that these fundamentalists are exactly what they say they are. Hopefully, they strike down the sword of Allah in order to get this women to stop acting, if that's what you call what she does.


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Keira Knightley Can't Get Enough Sex (Celebrity Secrets)

Keira Knightley says she regrets not having a more private life as a teen and a young adult due to her early rise to fame, because apparently she can't have sex as much as she wants. She tells Elle magazine:

My father says: 'I wish this had happened in five years' time, you could have been 20 and got really pissed and slept with loads of people and no one would have known.' "That would have been great. It's like you've got to be perfect. Holding any 20-year-old up as a role model is completely idiotic. I think that's bollocks."

Jesus, a hot girl with a father who doesn't mind if you pound his daughter's head with your penis like a Whack-A-Mole? The fact that I've masturbated five times while writing this is proof that Keira is evil. I was almost over her, but then she had to go and say something like this. Now I'm having blurred vision and memory loss, but my vertical jump has increased by 9 inches. Just in time for my workout with the Panthers before the NFL draft! Thanks, Keira!


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Avril Lavigne hits the gym (Celebrity Secrets)

I'm not allowed to look at these pictures because I made a vow years ago that I would never find Avril Lavigne attractive. At least I think it's Avril Lavigne. When did she turn into a 12-year-old girl? Not that I find 12-year-old girls attractive, I just don't remember Avril ever being this small. Or my penis being this large. And yet here we are, having this horribly awkward conversation.

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BRANGELINA NEWS (Celebrity Secrets)

A security guard at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's Namibian compound may have shown that the paparazzi have more to fear than just the animals in the African outback Sunday. A source tells TMZ that a daring lensman, who had snuck onto the property and was snapping photos of Brad and Maddox, was seriously manhandled by a guard.

The source reports that although the paparazzi have been lurking all around the compound, peeking out from bushes and perching in trees, the snappers had, for the most part, respected the compound's boundaries. Sunday, however, a photog was spotted having literally DUG A DITCH to get on to the grounds and was taking pictures of Brad and Maddox, who were at play in the yard. "The bodyguard literally beat the crap out of this guy," a source tells TMZ, adding, "Brad and Maddox were right there watching."

Tough guy Mickey Brett, the security guard overseeing Brangelina's high-security compound, issued this threat to the press earlier this week: "If I find anyone getting a picture of Jolie, I will f****ing smash someone to pieces. I'm not joking. I'll f***ing put someone in the hospital. Tell your friends."

According to the source, it was unclear whether Brett was the guard who scuffled Sunday with the unlucky paparazzi.

A call to Brad's rep was not immediately returned.

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POOR! Nick Lachey(Celebrity Secrets)

Nick Lachey is now offering a more thorough peek inside his former marriage to Jessica Simpson than viewers were allowed to see on their Newlyweds reality series.

"Jessica and I began playing these parts even when we were by ourselves,"he says of their roles. "It became a really blurred line. There was a question about what truly was our reality."

Lachey, 32, makes the comments to Rolling Stone in a new interview, excerpts of which were released to USA Today.

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