Ashlee Simpson Has Become A Fantasy (Celebrity Secrets)

Thursday, June 08, 2006

I've never been so turned on by a nose job before. I've been turned on by other jobs but never that. What else turns me on is now that Ashlee Simpson is hot, I can not only fantasize about her sister Jessica, I can throw Ashlee into the mix too. We're talking about sisters here folks. That's almost as good as twins. Maybe even better because why would anyone want two of the same thing?

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Lingerie Bowl Press Conference. I'm Serious (Celebrity Secrets)

Here are pictures of Joanna Krupa and some other models at the "Lingerie Bowl IV" National Kick-Off Press Conference. Can you believe they actually make a press conference out of this event? Imagine if my local strip club had a press conference each and every night announcing which girls were going to be on stage and performing. Hmm... come to think of it, that's actually something I'm interested in knowing. It would save me gas money. Anyway, I'm not one to ruin pictures of girls in very little clothing, so enjoy.

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Porn star Jenna Jameson replaces Britney Spears as The World’s Most Popular Celebrity (Celebrity Secrets)

Bad news for the pop celebrity Britney Spears and her fans, because believe it or not she has been replaced by porn star Jenna Jameson as the world's most popular celebrity. This is just one of the consequences of her own actions, because marrying Kevin Federline was the worst thing she could do - I fell sorry for the children. Anyway, according to pagesix.com, Jameson has been awarded the title of 'No 1 Internet Peach' by Britain's magazine Zoo.

The grand dame of adult entertainment owns a production company, is a New York Times best-selling author and has debated at Oxford University.
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Jessica Alba Wants to be Topless (Celebrity Secrets)

Monday, June 05, 2006

Alright, here's news that makes you both love and hate the Paparazzi at the same time. In a vicious circle of celebrity nudity, Jessica Alba has said that she really wants to sunbathe topless, but she doesn't because of the paparazzi, reports Life Style Extra.

"I would do if it were just me and my guy, but the paparazzi seem to pop up everywhere.

"I think I'll be wearing a bikini. Bikinis are more flattering on my body."
So, without the paparazzi, there wouldn't be any pictures of topless celebrities on the beach, but with the paparazzi, the really hot ones (or at least the intelligent ones) won't get topless. So what can you? Hope, pray, wait. At some point, some where, Jessica Alba will think she's all alone, and no one's watching. But there's always somebody watching. Always...

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Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton: No Fight! (Celebrity Secrets)

Well, wouldn't you know it. Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton were in the same place at the same time, and both emerged alive at the end of the night. But gee do these two look friendly. Thank goodness they had a Karl Lagerfeld buffer zone to keep them apart. Lindsay won't even look Paris in the eye, though I'm not sure if that's because of their mutual hatred, or the fact that they both look too drugged out to actually open their eyes.

At any rate, I was really hoping for a celebrity slam match, but alas, my hopes of a knock down, drag out fight between the two top subjects of gossip will have to wait. They're probably just trying to work out the Pay-Per-View royalties payout first.

Check out more pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton being totally passive aggressive after the jump. Oh, and Jessica Simpson showed up too. No fights with her, either. Sorry.

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Hot Girl Next Door - Elisha Cuthbert (Celebrity Secrets)

Hot Girl Next Door - Elisha Cuthbert

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Natasha Hamilton (Maxim-Atomic Kitten) (Celebrity Secrets)

Natasha Hamilton (Maxim-Atomic Kitten)

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Amanda Bynes @ 2006 MTV Movie Awards (Celebrity Secrets)

Amanda Bynes @ 2006 MTV Movie Awards

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Jennifer Aniston enjoyed naked scenes (Celebrity Secrets)

Jennifer Aniston says she enjoyed filming the nude scenes in her new movie The Break-Up.

At one point, Jen's character Brooke walks around completely NAKED in front of her co-star and real-life boyfriend Vince Vaughn after waxing off all her body hair.

Jennifer told OK! magazine: "I just got crazy, ripped off my skirt and went: 'Woo! Woo!'

"I guess there’s something liberating about walking around completely nude.

"I am comfortable being naked."

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Pete Doherty's Plane Ban (Celebrity Secrets)

Pete Doherty has been banned from flying with easyJet after a syringe covered in blood was found in a toilet of a flight he was travelling on.

The cheap fares company banned Doherty even though he was freed without charge after being detained by police on the plane in Barcelona.

The captain of the flight from Gatwick had radioed ahead to ask police to meet the plane at the city's El Prat airport, reports Sky News.

Doherty and four friends were taken to a police station and their bags were searched, but no syringes were found, although the singer was carrying a container with methadone in it.

The troubled singer is taking the heroin substitute methadone as part of a drug treatment programme.

Aviation regulations require passengers to inform an airline in advance if they are carrying a syringe for medical reasons and Doherty failed to do so, according to easyJet.

Doherty and members of his band Babyshambles were travelling in a seven-strong party on their way to perform at the Primavera Sound Festival in Barcelona.

EasyJet said that Doherty and the other members of Babyshambles would be banned from flying with the company in the future.

Doherty, a self-confessed addict, has been arrested several times for drug offences, and has been convicted for possessing heroin.

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Paris Hilton Plans Reggae, Hip Hop Album (Celebrity Secrets)

Paris Hilton says her upcoming album will be a mix of reggae, pop and hip-hop, with the first single being a reggae song called "Stars Are Blind."

"The whole album has so much different music on it. I like all music. It's not like I only like pop or only rock. I want to have something for everybody," Hilton said.

Hilton said she wrote the lyrics to seven of her songs. The article didn't say how many songs are on the album.

"I have always had a voice and always known I could sing, but I was too shy to let it come out. I think that is the hardest thing you can do, to sing in front of people. When I finally let go and did it, I realized it is what I am most talented at and what I love to do the most," Hilton said.

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And the battle goes from bad to worse... (Celebrity Secrets)

Now a published report claims that Charlie is planning on demand a paternity test to determine the father of his baby daughter. Michael Glynn writes that the 'Two and a Half Men' star now suspects that Denise's rock-star lover Richie Sambora could be the father of 11-month old Lola. The report from The Enquirer cites an insider that claims that "Charlie was so hurt by Denise's (incendiary) claims against him, that this is his way at getting back at her. He'll demand a paternity test to see who the father is," the source tells the magazine.Even more quotes from the gabby source:"Denise could have been seeing Richie behind his back long before they went public with their relationship," the source speculates. Denise has remained adamant that she did not begin seeing Richie until after her split and his split from his wife Heather Locklear.

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Lindsay Lohan doesn't like being called a fire crotch (Celebrity Secrets)

In Touch reports Lindsay Lohan isn't satisfied with the written apology Brandon Davis issued after making fun of her with Paris Hilton last month, and apparently her lawyers have now sent Davis a letter warning that Lohan may sue him if he doesn't make a $250,000 charitable donation and release a videotaped apology to TV.

So basically Lindsay Lohan is insane. Last I checked this was America, not Nazi Germany. Where we've got the freedom to say whatever we want about whoever we want. I'd like to see this thing actually go to court. They"ll both show up, Lindsay Lohan will accuse Davis of saying mean things, then the judge will start laughing and have her sentenced to death for being an idiot.

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Christina Aguilera Blows Up The MTV Movie Awards (Celebrity Secrets)

I guess I spoke to soon when I said how much of an improvement Christina Aguilera looked in her Aldo photo shoot last week without her signature red lipstick. It's a shame that she has it on even thicker than usual at the MTV Movie Awards. I don't get this look at all. Ya, looking like whore is one thing, and trust me I don't mind that at all, but looking like a cheap blow up doll is beyond my comprehension. However, it actually kind of turns me on.

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