Victoria Beckham Will Soon Be A Reality?

Friday, January 26, 2007

David and Victoria Beckham are being lined up as the new Osbournes after America's Fox TV network offered them their own show. The couple, who are due to move to the States within months after David signed a multi-million dollar deal with the Los Angeles Galaxy football team, are said to be considering the offer. The show provisionally titled Living with the Beckhams – would follow the couple as they take their first steps in the US.

You all know how much I love Victoria Beckham and knowing that she's considering doing a reality show has got me into a frenzy. I'm so used to seeing still photographs of her, that I don't know if I'll be able to handle actual TV footage. A Victoria Beckham reality show means that we'll get to see her breasts in full motion for a full half hour. Now, I don't know how much they'll move (they look pretty solid to me) but it will be interesting to find out on a weekly basis.

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Penelope Cruz Hits The Beach

Penelope Cruz hits the St. Tropez beach in to remind us all what a killer body she has. Penelope definitely deserves to enjoy herself, especially after the recent fuss over a rumoured love affair with best friend Salma Hayek. And if enjoying herself means frolicking on the beach in a bikini, then she should do it more often.

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Jessica Biel's Ass Needs A Jessica Alba Makeover

I know this is my second Jessica Biel post in one day, but I just wanted to show you another stellar example of how masculine her shape is getting. I don't have a good feeling about her boyfriend Derek Jeter's baseball season next year. The injuries he probably sustains on a nightly basis from Jessica's tough lovin' could be career ending. He's probably black and blue all over. I can picture the poor guy being thrown around like a rag doll in her bed, crying in his pillow, and begging for mercy while she leaves bite marks on his shoulder, and demands ''Who's your Daddy, bitch!?'' Please Jessica, come back to the light. Heavy gym weights have no business being in the hands of someone with as pretty a face as you. Think of Jessica Alba’s ass - that used to be you. I hope that’s enough incentive to give the gym a rest. If you won't do it for me, do it for the Yankee fans.

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Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures

Just so you all know, I had to make a last minute trip across country to L.A this morning. It's a long story, but it was necessary. Anyway, the stress of last minute packing, turbulence and rude airline personnel has left me a nervous wreck. So bad in fact, I almost decided to take today off. Then I came across these revitalizing pictures of the magnificent Keeley Hazell and suddenly I had the strength of ten men. She really snapped me out of my daze and got me blood pumping again. She's like coffee - but better. And much more fun to have in the morning I’m sure.

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Razzie Nominations

Worst Picture
Basic Instinct 2
BloodRayne
Lady In The Water
Little Man
The Wicker Man

Worst Actor
Tim Allen - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause, The Shaggy Dog, Zoom
Nicolas Cage - The Wicker Man. Dan Whitney - Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector
Rob Schneider - Benchwarmers, Little Man
Marlon Wayans and Shawn Wayans - Little Man

Worst Actress
Hilary Duff and Haylie Duff - Material Girls
Lindsay Lohan - Just My Luck
Kristanna Loken - BloodRayne
Jessica Simpson - Employee Of The Month
Sharon Stone - Basic Instinct 2

Worst Supporting Actor
Danny DeVito - Deck The Halls
Ben Kingsley - BloodRayne
M Night Shyamalan - Lady In The Water
Martin Short - Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
David Thewlis - Basic Instinct 2, The Omen

Worst Supporting Actress
Kate Bosworth - Superman Returns
Kristin Chenoweth - Deck The Halls, Pink Panther, RV
Carmen Electra - Date Movie, Scary Movie 4
Jenny McCarthy - John Tucker Must Die
Michelle Rodriguez - BloodRayne

Worst Director
Uwe Boll - BloodRayne
Michael Caton-Jones - Basic Instinct 2
Ron Howard - The Da Vinci Code
M Night Shyamalan - Lady In The Water
Keenan Ivory Wayans - Little Man

Worst Screenplay
Basic Instinct 2
BloodRayne
Lady In The Water
Little Man
The Wicker Man

Worst Screen Couple
Tim Allen and Martin Short - Santa Clause 3 The Escape Clause
Nicolas Cage and his bear suit - The Wicker Man
Hilary and Haylie Duff - Material Girls
Sharon Stone's breasts - Basic Instinct 2
Shawn Wayans and/ either Kerry Washington or Marlon Wayans - Little Man

Worst Remake Or Rip-Off
Little Man
Pink Panther
Poseidon
The Shaggy Dog Story
The Wicker Man

Worst Prequel Or Sequel
Basic Instinct 2
Big Momma's House 2
Garfield 2: A Tail Of Two Kitties
Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

Worst Excuse For A Family Film
Deck The Halls
Garfield 2: A Tail Of Two Kitties
RV
Santa Clause 3
The Shaggy Dog

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Oscar Nominations

Best motion picture of the year
Babel
The Departed
Letters from Iwo Jima
Little Miss Sunshine
The Queen

Performance by an actor in a leading role
Leonardo DiCaprio - Blood Diamond
Ryan Gosling - Half Nelson
Peter O'Toole - Venus
Will Smith - The Pursuit of Happyness
Forest Whitaker - The Last King of Scotland

Performance by an actor in a supporting role
Alan Arkin - Little Miss Sunshine
Jackie Earle Haley - Little Children
Djimon Hounsou - Blood Diamond
Eddie Murphy - Dreamgirls
Mark Wahlberg - The Departed

Performance by an actress in a leading role
Pene'lope Cruz - Volver
Judi Dench - Notes on a Scandal
Helen Mirren - The Queen
Meryl Streep - The Devil Wears Prada
Kate Winslet - Little Children

Performance by an actress in a supporting role
Adriana Barraza - Babel
Cate Blanchett - Notes on a Scandal
Abigail Breslin - Little Miss Sunshine
Jennifer Hudson - Dreamgirls
Rinko Kikuchi - Babel

Achievement in directing
Alejandro González Iñárritu - Babel
Martin Scorsese - The Departed
Clint Eastwood - Letters from Iwo Jima
Stephen Frears - The Queen
Paul Greengrass - United 93

Best animated feature film of the year
Cars
Happy Feet
Monster House

Achievement in art direction
Dreamgirls
The Good Shepherd
Pan's Labyrinth
Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest
The Prestige

Achievement in cinematography
The Black Dahlia
Children of Men
The Illusionist
Pan's Labyrinth
The Prestige

Achievement in costume design
Curse of the Golden Flower
The Devil Wears Prada
Dreamgirls
Marie Antoinette
The Queen

Best documentary feature
Deliver Us from Evil
An Inconvenient Truth
Iraq in Fragments
Jesus Camp
My Country, My Country

Best documentary short subject
The Blood of Yingzhou District
Recycled Life
Rehearsing a Dream
Two Hands

Achievement in film editing
Babel
Blood Diamond
Children of Men
The Departed
United 93

Best foreign language film of the year
After the Wedding
Days of Glory (Indigènes)
The Lives of Others
Pan's Labyrinth
Water

Achievement in makeup
Apocalypto
Click
Pan's Labyrinth

Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original score)
Gustavo Santaolalla - Babel
Thomas Newman - The Good German
Philip Glass - Notes on a Scandal
Javier Navarrete - Pan's Labyrinth
Alexandre Desplat - The Queen

Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original song)
I Need to Wake Up - An Inconvenient Truth
Listen - Dreamgirls
Love You I Do - Dreamgirls
Our Town - Cars
Patience - Dreamgirls

Best animated short film
The Danish Poet
Lifted
The Little Matchgirl
Maestro
No Time for Nuts

Best live action short film
Binta and the Great Idea (Binta Y La Gran Idea)
E'ramos Pocos (One Too Many)
Helmer & Son
The Saviour
West Bank Story

Achievement in sound editing
Apocalypto
Blood Diamond
Flags of Our Fathers
Letters from Iwo Jima
Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest

Achievement in sound mixing
Apocalypto
Blood Diamond
Dreamgirls
Flags of Our Fathers
Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest

Achievement in visual effects
Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest
Poseidon
Superman Returns

Adapted screenplay
BoratCultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Children of Men
The Departed
Little Children
Notes on a Scandal

Original screenplay
Babel
Letters from Iwo Jima
Little Miss Sunshine
Pan's Labyrinth
The Queen

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Keeley Hazell Eases Jet Lag

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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer still doing...something?

Singers John Mayer and Jessica Simpson have finally stopped denying that they are in a relationship just in time to break up and only be seen together for publicity purposes. Mayer, who has a long history of dating beautiful women like Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt, doesn't seem to mind.

At Nobu in Miami in Tuesday night, the pair "barely spoke" to each other, reports Page Six, and John "was extremely quiet and didn't speak a lot." Jessica, as is her wont, engaged in "a lot of puppy-dog looks and twirled and twisted her hair." Sure, they were seen holding hands, but Simpson then left John all alone for 20 minutes at the table to get herself primped for cameras waiting outside.

Jessica Simpson's 100% natural breasts never cease to amaze me or my penis, although my penis said she should cinch up those straps a bit if she's not going to wear a bra. Side boob is nice, but not when it's literally hanging on your side. My penis also told me to make fun of John Mayer, because he so tall and gangly and looks like he would rather chew through your neck than have Sushi. But, penis, I say, when he sings, he just melts my cold steel heart me. He's dreamy.

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Marissa Miller apparently still perfect

This is unbelievably perfect model Marissa Miller who, according to IMDB is 28 years old. But how can that be you ask? Twenty eight in human years is like a hundred and eleventy in model years. She should have a collapsed nostril, anal fistulas and only weigh 43 lbs by now. She was either created by aliens to destroys us, or, if the voices I've been hearing are right, the Lord wants me to masturbate a lot more. She's 5'8", 34D-23-35, is from southern California and came in second in the Kelly Slater Invitational Surf Contest in Fiji. And that's only because Kelly Slater was masturbating to her while surfing and got in her way. Granted, she didn't surf. She just walked down to the water in a bikini and said mahalo and entire island of Fiji rubbed one out right then and there. True story. That’s why she’s such an inspiration.

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American Idol. Still sucks. Katharine McPhee's Rack still doesn't suck.

Even on the 50" Plasma screen that I have in the bathroom of my secret island hideout, American Idol still sucks. How about Jewel being a rotten bitch? I guess all that time living in van, giving handjobs for chilli-cheese fries made her kinda jaded. What doesn't suck is Katharine McPhee's giant rack. Yeah, I guess she can sing and all, but just by seeing her cleavage at the Golden Globes after party I think I cured a future prostate cancer and I just got out of my wheelchair for the first time in 3 years. I want a puppy. Here are some more images of the healing powers of Katharine's rack. I think it's just four copies of the same picture though. Be healed.

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Sophia Bush is Wonder Woman

Sophia Bush is the new Wonder Woman. At least according to the crack reporting of Cinematical. Joss Whedon's much anticipated spank bait live action version of DC Comic's Wonder Woman has boasted several hot actresses for the lead role including Charisma Carpenter, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel and Nicole Ritchie (jay slash kay, duh.) and has been on the drawing board for about 3 years now with no real plan for launch. That said. OMG. Sophia Bush as Wonder Woman?

Yes, we now officially have another name to throw in the Wonder Woman pot - this time around, it's actress Sophia Bush who seems to be raising more than a few eyebrows. IESB recently sat down with Bush to discuss her role in The Hitcher remake, and decided to bring up a rumor they had heard awhile back but never wrote about. When asked whether she had discussed playing Wonder Woman with the powers that be, Bush simply replied, "Maybe." Oh, and then she smiled.

Maybe? So that means there's a chance. "Maybe" really means "yes" to almost every question you could ask. Like, "would you like to have sex?", "What if I threw in a roofie?" , "Oh, did I not mention that part?", " So you...do want to have sex, then?" Things that also mean yes: Silence, "I'm so drunk" and "can you hold my hair?"

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