Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman: Together at Last

Friday, July 28, 2006

Boys, your dreams are about to come true. Scarlett Johansson has just signed on to co-star with Natalie Portman in The Other Boleyn Girl. Yes, that's right, Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman are going to be in the same movie! Not since Nuts and Gum has there been a pairing this fantastic. I'm not sure the universe will be able to handle all that hotness in one place, but if that's what brings about the fiery end of existence, what a way it will be to go.

In the period piece Natalie Portman plays Anne Boleyn, who steals the affections of King Henry VIII, played by Eric Bana, away from her sister, played by Scarlett Johansson.

So not only is it going to be Natalie and Scarlett in the same movie, but there's a love triangle, and probably some corsets. It's also going to be great seeing the two of them together all over the place when the publicity tour begins, though no word on whether there will be corsets for that.

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Lindsay Lohan Hospitalized for "Exhaustion"

Uh oh! Looks like Lindsay Lohan has been hitting the exhaustion pipe again. According to People magazine, Lindsay was taken to the hospital after becoming "dehydrated" and "overheated" while shooting scenes for her film Georgia Rule in very hot weather. No word on whether any blow jobs were involved.

The actress, who is filming the movie Georgia Rule in the area, was taken to an L.A. hospital very early Wednesday morning.

"She was overheated and dehydrated," Lohan's rep, Leslie Sloane-Zelnick told TV's The Insider, which was first to report the story. "She was filming in 105-degree weather for 12 hours."

A friend of the actress tells PEOPLE that prior to her hospitalization, Lohan was at the Chateau Marmont and then the nightclub Guy's. Confirms an observer at Guy's, "She was definitely partying. She wasn't over the top, but having a great time."
Now, while I don't doubt that it's easy for someone of Lindsay's size to become dehydrated from the heat very quickly, let's also keep in mind Lindsay's penchant for the partying. And don't forget that alcohol accelerates dehydration. Of course, there's also the possibility that "other causes" were the source of this most recent hospitalization, but you can use your imagination about what those might be. Hint: It used to be a key ingredient in Coca-Cola...

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Smoking Nicky Hilton Bikini Pictures

Not only is Nicky Hilton gross because she smokes cigarettes, she's gross because she's wearing a bikini and smoking while in the pool. Now kids, listen well. If you want to have a hot body like Jessica Alba, Stacy Keibler, Jessica Simpson, or Petra Nemcova and NOT like Nicky Hilton, stay away from the cigarettes. Sorry to make this a public service announcement but it's needed if we want future hotties.

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Scarlett Johansson's Birthday Lapdance

So, what did you do for your 21st birthday? Honestly, I don't even remember what I did. No, I wasn't drunk out of my mind, it just wasn't very memorable. On the other hand, Scarlett Johansson's 21st birthday will always be one that I remember. Why? Well, for starters, she spent it at a strip club, and, oh yeah, there was that lapdance. Yup, Scarlett Johansson got a lapdance for her birthday, and she told David Letterman and the world last night on The Late Show, reports Showbuzz.

"When I was 20 we went to Disneyland, but this year my brother wanted to go to a strip club, so we went there," she said.

Somebody in the party ordered a lap dance for Johansson, and although she was hesitant at first, she decided to be a good sport and accept the "gift."

She admitted that she felt awkward during the experience, because she hasn't mastered the fine art of conversation with a stripper.

"I never know what to say," Johansson said, "so I ask questions like, 'Are you in school?' [or] 'Is Candy your real name?'"

"I had this very tall girl ... she was Amazonian. She was, like, this tall really, really skinny girl," said Johansson. "She was quite manic and strange."

"So she's kind of gyrating into me," she continued, "[but] she was so thin that her pelvic or hip bone or some kind of bone bruised me. It was horrible!"
Alright, so maybe it wasn't the sexiest lapdance in the world, but any lapdance involving Scarlett Johansson gets bonus points. And remember, if you're ever feeling down, or depressed, all you have to say to yourself is "Scarlett Johansson Lapdance... Scarlett Johansson lapdance..." and all your troubles will miraculously disappear.

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Kate Hudson at the Melbourne premiere

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Keira Knightley is Kinda Crazy

Keira Knightley is at it again, telling the world what else is wrong with her. First she was talking about how she wants plastic surgery, then it was her shoe fetish, then about wanting more sex, and how she deals with PMS. Now Keira wants to the world to know that she freaks out over the littlest things. According to In The News Keira says she is "an emotional wreck."

"I'm awful. I always have freak-outs. I don't know why anyone puts up with me. I'm mostly an emotional wreck," she told Elle magazine.

"Anyone who has gone out with me will tell you I have this awful tendency to cry when I get angry. And I can't stop."

"It's stupid," she said. "I don't freak out about anything that actually warrants a freak-out. That I can deal with. It's the little stuff I can't deal with."
Whatever, Keira Knightley could be bouncing off the walls, and I'd still be crazy in love with her. Sure, she may say some damned ridiculous things sometimes, but she says it in that incredibly sexy British accent. Besides, having a few screws loose keeps things interesting.

And you want to know another way of telling that Keira Knightley is crazy? Just check out that whacked out belt-dress she's wearing. I don't know what that is, but if it doesn't spell crazy, I don't know what does.

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