Charlize Theron Is Welcome in My Shower Anytime

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

And there we have it folks–Esquire Magazine’s “Sexiest Woman Alive” for 2007 is Charlize Theron. I could go on and on about how hot she is, but I know that you just want to see the pictures to fantasize over. To that end, Charlize has provided the fodder for your perversions. Have at it!

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Um. Okay. I’m listening.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

So it’s slow and I’m hungover so you get a GD linkpost and some old caps of Christina Aguilera nude in a perfume ad. See how I put Christina Aguilera and nude together in the same sentence? That’s called SEO and it pays the bill, baby. Speaking of paying the bills. WTF is this commercial selling? From what I can tell it’s perfume that makes you more of a whore. Well, sir. You win.

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Apparently It Was Couples Flat-Ironing Night . . .

Like your average 15 year old, I <3 Pete Wentz. Only I’m not 15 so it’s quite possible that I have a serious problem being that I really do have a crush on the seemingly tortured, emo boy who is skinnier than I am. Anyway, Ashlee Simpson snagged my Pete away about a year ago and since then I’ve been okay with it since they do make a cute couple, plus as far as talentless starlets he could have done a hell of a lot worse.

Anyway, Ashlee and Pete are innocuously cute without being sickening . . . until now. Look at their matching coifs! These pictures inspire fantasy conversations between the two in which Pete’s stylist asks Ashlee’s stylist to borrow her flat iron. Or, maybe, to create economies of scale they just share the same stylist. Whatever the case, neither one of their dos at Moveline’s Hollywood Life Style Awards is flattering. And together they are just plain ridiculous.

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Anna Kournikova Is a Breath of Fresh Air

Pretty soon I’m going to hire Chris Crocker to make a video for me in which he will beg the print, television, and web media to leave Miss Lennox alone with their goddamn 24-7 coverage of Britney’s every Taco Bell stop and hoo-ha flashing. I’m over Britney. I’m sick of nothing but Britney on every web page I view!!!

Thankfully the pretty and sane Anna Kournikova presented herself in a bikini top and form-fitting lounge pants this weekend, and I have a tiny Britney break and a nice piece of flesh to look at on-line. Plus, Anna’s not a Hollywood Bimbette. In fact, the only stupid thing she’s ever done was date and continue to date that douchebag Enrique Iglesias. I mean seriously, what do you see in a guy who friggin’ tells the news media that he needs extra-small condoms?!? Note, not “Small,” but “Extra-Small.” Jesus, I want to vomit thinking about his 3.5″ chili pepper! Aye, conyo!

But anyway, Anna K’s body is ridiculously tight and toned so please enjoy these pics of her . . . despite Douchebag Iglesias ruining some of them.