Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures (Celebrity Secrets)

Some girls are built for bikinis and some girls, are you know, custom built for bikinis. Does it really matter that 90% of Victoria Silvstedt is made up of collagen and silicon? No not really. At this point, I can pretty much write just about anything because I know you guys are busy looking at the pictures and not even reading this.

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Tera Patrick Is FHM’s First Porn Star Cover Girl (Celebrity Secrets)

FHM is the fastest growing men’s magazine in both the US and UK-and for the first time the US version has put an adult film star on its cover. Tera Patrick was recently on the cover of the UK version, making it one of their highest selling issues ever. Because of that success, the magazine has given Tera the US cover for the month of July.
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I think it’s great that FHM decided to put Tera Patrick on their cover. I’m sick and tired of magazines like Maxim having washed up celebrities on their covers and giving Eva Longoria top honours for their ‘Hot 100′ List. Two years in a row! However, not to toot my own horn, I did one better than FHM. Sure Tera Patrick is hot and everything but she’s only the second biggest porn star in the world. I had “The Biggest Porn Star” in the world, Jenna Jameson, do a little somethin’ somethin’ for Hollywood Tuna. So take that!

A Keeley Hazell Picture Moment (Celebrity Secrets)

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I'm going to see The Break Up tomorrow. (Celebrity Secrets)

Erin, Brandi and I are sucking it up - and going to take one for the team. Should we drink before the movie, or after? How bout both.

Yes, I hear it sucks... (read below). But I'm seeing it for VINCE... not Jen. I know she has as much personality as a wet towell. But I still love Vince, and that's something Jen can't take away from me... ever!

Tomorrow is shaping up as a pivotal day in Jennifer Aniston's movie career. If you don't already know, she's opening in "The Break-Up" with unofficial real-life boyfriend Vince Vaughn. The reviews are scathing; the movie is said to be terrible.

If Aniston's built-in audience doesn't show up tomorrow night, there's going to be trouble. According to the Internet Movie Database, Aniston has a couple more comedies and a thriller on the horizon. Unfortunately, the material doesn't look terrific and except for George Hickenlooper, the directors attached to the projects aren't very promising.

It's hard to say what's gone wrong here: in person Aniston is a friendly, generous soul who so far has not played the diva card. She's accessible and amiable. If "The Break-Up" is really as shrill and annoying as the advance notices indicate, Aniston may really have trouble attracting audiences in the future. She really should take a page from the playbooks of Goldie Hawn and other actresses who needed custom-made material to get out of ruts. And fast!


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Sanaa Lathan is getting ready to carve out a place for herself on FX's operatic drama "Nip/Tuck." (Celebrity Secrets)

The "Something New" star is in negotiations to be a regular on the show's fourth season, which is scheduled to begin in the fall. She'll play a trophy wife who comes into the lives of Drs. Sean McNamara (Dylan Walsh) and Christian Troy (Julian McMahon), according to The Hollywood Reporter.

With the Carver now plying his trade in Europe, it would seem that business at the McNamara/Troy plastic-surgery practice might return to normal this season -- "normal" being a relative term on a show that's featured an exquisitely crafted male-to-female transgender person, white supremacists and Sean's unusual attachment to a blow-up doll.

Lathan's character will step into that world via her rich older husband, who ends up buying the practice from Sean and Christian.

"Nip/Tuck" will be Lathan's first regular TV work since the comedy "LateLine," which had a brief run on NBC in 1998-99. Her film credits, in addition to "Something New," include "Love & Basketball," "Out of Time," "Blade" and "Alien vs. Predator."


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How would you like to wake up one morning and find out that your father is the Prince of Monaco. (Celebrity Secrets)

Monaco's Prince Albert II - who last year officially recognized a toddler son he'd fathered with a Togolese flight attendant-has now acknowledged a second child born out of wedlock: a 14-year-old girl living in California.

The unmarried Albert, 48, "officially recognizes a paternity that was legally established a few weeks ago," his lawyer, Thierry Lacoste, is quoted as saying in an interview with French newspaper Le Figaro published Thursday.

According to the Associated Press, Lacoste also said that Albert had intended to keep his parentage of Jazmin Grace Rotolo secret until she reached adulthood, but "the situation had become untenable for her" in recent weeks as speculation about the identity of her father increased.

The bloodline of the teen, who lives in Palm Desert, Calif., was hinted at Wednesday by the Palm Springs newspaper The Desert Sun, which reported that Rotolo's 1992 Riverside County birth certificate identifies her father as Albert Alexandre Louis Pierre Grimaldi of Monaco.

The royal palace refused to comment to The Desert Sun, calling the matter a private affair of the prince. French media reports have said Albert had a brief affair with the girl's mother, former waitress Tamara Rotolo, in 1991 when she vacationed on the French Riviera.

The Desert Sun said it was unable to reach Tamara, but Lacoste said Jazmin is welcome in Monaco-though she cannot take the throne and will not bear the Grimaldi family name. The same holds true for Albert's other out-of-wedlock child, 3-year-old Alexandre. Albert's late parents were Prince Rainer III and American movie star Grace Kelly.

Mariah Carey Is A Professional Dog Walker (Celebrity Secrets)

I wonder how often Mariah Carey actually walks her dog, because from the looks of these pictures it doesn't seem like very often. If anything, that little dog is walking her.
I don't know how, considering the dog most likely weighs 25 lbs, which is probably the same weight as Mariah Carey's left boob. Anyways,seeing that Mariah is dressed in her usual
"casual wear",I'd like to know where she hides those little baggies to clean up after that thing.


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Katie Price's sick fantasies (Celebrity Secrets)

Peter Andre has revealed that his wife Jordan loves trying to shock him in the bedroom.

Jordan, real name Katie Price, often suggestions new things for them to try but isn’t always confident it will go down well with her husband of nearly a year.

“Kate asks me: ‘If I did this, would it make you sick?’” Peter told Heat magazine.

But Peter says he loves her open attitude towards sex: “I’m like: ‘Thank God someone’s finally said it! Yes I would love it.’”


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Anna Nicole Smith Definitely Pregnant (Celebrity Secrets)

Anna Nicole Smith is five months pregnant, sources tell TMZ. And we're told that the former Playboy Playmate is engineering a way to make money off of the announcement.

TMZ contacted Larry Birkhead, rumored to be the father. When asked if Anna Nicole was pregnant and if he was the dad, Birkhead replied: "I'm not going to deny she's pregnant or that I'm the father."


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Nick Lachey's new girlfriend (Celebrity Secrets)

The singer, who is currently divorcing estranged wife Jessica Simpson, has been dating stylist Kim Kardashian for a month, according to reports.

A source told America's People magazine: "They're sweet on each other. It's the beginning stages of a relationship."

The pair have been caught together in public more than once.

They were first spotted getting close at Hollywood nightclub, Shag, on May 15, then again nine days later holding hands as they came out of a screening of 'The Da Vinci Code' at a cinema in the trendy Westwood area of Los Angeles.

Both Nick, 32, and Kardashian have at least one thing in common - failed marriages.

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Britney Spears Meets With Divorce Lawyers. (Celebrity Secrets)

Britney Spears is sitting down with her divorce lawyers and preparing for life without Kevin Federline, Star Magazine will report this week. The former pop star is reportedly no longer even on speaking terms with her husband and the two communicate through their body guards.

The magazine will have an article in this Friday's edition that cites friends of the couple that will reveal that her marriage really fell apart on Mother’s Day, her first as a mom, when Kevin chose to spend the occasion with Shar Jackson, the mother of this other two children.


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Cindy Crawford spend a day at Malibu Beach (Celebrity Secrets)

They make a sexy pair. I don't know the state of their marraige, but they sure look gorgeous together, and their children are beautiful.


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Adrianne Curry, Christopher Knight Wed (Celebrity Secrets)

Surreal Life co-stars Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight were married on Monday evening in Joliet, Illinois, in front of 250 guests. Curry wore a custom-made Alvina Valenta gown, and her seven bridesmaids wore red.

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Jessica Simpson Makes Nick Lachey An Offer He Can Refuse (Celebrity Secrets)

Jessica Simpson, presuming that Nick Lachey would dislike a public legal battle, is offering a paltry $1.5 million as settlement.

The Associated Press reports that in 2004 alone, Simpson earned $30 million.

Under California law, Lachey is entitled to half of what the couple earned during their marriage.

According to TMZ, Joe Simpson has called Lachey, to urge him to take the settlement so the two can "end as friends."

Sources say Lachey "absolutely will not ask for spousal support," even though legally he has a right to press that claim. He also will not accept a settlement that in no way approaches what he would be legally entitled to under the law reports TMZ.


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Eva Longoria is Kind of a Bitch (Celebrity Secrets)

I don't particularly understand the general sense of entitlement celebrities seem to have. These people get paid millions of dollars to do something that is really very inconsequential in the grand scheme of things, but because people can recognize them, and most of the time they're pretty cute, doesn't mean their allowed to be horrible human beings.

Case in point: Eva Longoria. Sure she's Maxim's hot whatever, and everyone wants to do it with her, but overall, she's not that special. Though, according to Defamer, not only does Eva think she's "all that," she also expects to get all her shit for free.

Eva was sullen and refused to talk with anyone. When the waitress gave her a $17 bill, she handed over a hundred dollar bill and when the waitress brought back her change, Eva grabbed her changed, snipped at the waitress that "Celebrities should be comped!" and stalked out without even leaving a tip.

So seriously, can we get some kind of law enacted where it's okay to just smack celebrities when they're acting like assholes? Granted, we be doing a lot of smacking, but I think it's doable.

No tip? Smack! Complaining about having to pay? Smack! Inseminated by Kevin Federline? Smack! Smack! Smack!

Of course, Eva Longoria's still really hot, as evidenced by these pictures, so just smack her somewhere it wouldn't show, like the back of the head, or her ass. MMmmm.... Eva Longoria ass smacking.... More pictures after the jump.


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Ashlee Simpson Has New Lips Too (Celebrity Secrets)

At the rate that Ashlee Simpson is having new surgical procedures done to her face, within the next few years, she will either look like Michael Jackson, or that crazy rich lady who looks like a cat. Seriously, Ashlee Simpson's new lips look absolutley ridiculous.

It's as if she's trying to make them match her way-too-big sunglasses. Sunglasses which make her new nose look ridiculously small, by the way. I really don't understand celebrities. They're obsessed with having perfect proportions, but they take everything to the utmost extreme, and end up looking like walking caricatures.

I don't know what Ashlee Simpson is trying to accomplish with all the plastic surgery, but she should stop before the only thing real left about her is the fact that she can't sing.

More pictures of Ashlee Simpson and her new, collagen filled lips, after the jump.

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Nicole Richie hits the beach (Celebrity Secrets)

Here are recent shots of Nicole Richie at a Malbu beach. She actually looks like she”s put on a little weight, although her concave chest would suggest otherwise. Being skinny is one thing, competing with skeletons to see who can show off the most bone is another.


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Christina Aguilera Sans Red Lipstick (Celebrity Secrets)

Here are pictures of Christina Aguilera at an Aldo photo shoot. As you can see, she's not wearing her trademark red lipstick. I can't explain how much better I think her lips look without it. I'm actually turned on because she went from looking like a street hooker with the lipstick on, to a classy porn star with the lipstick off.


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Adriana Lima Has Good Jeans (Celebrity Secrets)

I don't know what it is about Supermodels and bikinis, but there's just something about the combination that's irresistible. Oh wait, I remember what it is. They're Supermodels, wearing bikinis. Yeah, that's it.

And as far as Supermodels in bikinis are concerned, it doesn't get much more super than Adriana Lima, this time sporting a denim jeans bikini.

Oh, and check out the expression on the face of the guy in the fourth picture. I know exactly what he's thinking: "Wow! That's Adriana Lima's ass. Wow."

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Natalie Portman Nude in Goya's Ghost?

Alright, let's take this all with a grain of salt, but according to Ain't It Cool News, not only will Natalie Portman deliver a great performance in her next movie, Goya's Ghost, she will also be naked. That's right, Natalie Portman nude!

But how can this be you ask? Hasn't Natalie always been opposed to doing on-screen nudity? Well, if you take her word for it, you would definitely get that impression. Not once, but twice did Natalie Portman say she wasn't going to get naked on film.

First she said:

I would be happy to do nudity in a film that was appropriate. But because it'll end up on a porn site, that's what keeps me from doing it. If a character goes through something that a woman goes through, then I'll play it.
And then:

I will not allow myself to be on a porn site... I don't want to be used by someone else for turning me into something that I'm not.
But now, if you believe what AICN is saying, Natalie Portman does actually appear nude in Goya's Ghost, in an interrogation scene.

Now, [this] isn't some bullshit interrogation involving comfy chairs and being poked with soft cushions. This is some major torture. Her hands are tied behind her back and then she is lifted off the ground... BY HER WRISTS! If you think that this sounds painful, well, you should see it. One more thing about this scene... NATALIE PORTMAN'S NAKED! (Well, at least the unfinished special effect of Natalie is.) It's not necessarily the ideal place to see her nude, but, you take what you can get, right guys?
So, once again, I'm not going to say anything definitive on this one, since we all got our hopes up for those supposed nude scenes in Closer, only to have director Mike Nichols cut, and burn the scenes out.

And speaking of Closer, here are some caps from the closest Natalie has come to getting naked on screen, plus many more after the jump.

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Paris Hilton Is Either Stupid or Crazy or Both (Celebrity Secrets)

I think Paris Hilton is schizophrenic. We all know she's ridiculously stupid, but her latest comments and actions have me thinking there's more than one moron rattling around in her head. According to FemaleFirst, Paris was openly saying how sexy her new movie role is, and that she even has a strip scene - as if that's a novelty.

The fledgling actress stars in new comic film 'National Lampoon's Pledge' and has promised fans they can expect to see her showing off her sexy body in several racy scenes.

She told Britain's Top Of The Pops magazine: "It's a very sexy movie. It's all, like, hot sorority girls at college and everybody's beautiful. They are lots of sexy scenes with me.'

In the movie, Paris plays a bitchy college senior who makes new students perform a variety of cruel stunts to win a place in her 'frat' house.
But then the next day, comes news from DigitalSpy that Paris ditched the Cannes premiere of the very same film because of excessive nudity that was added to the movie.

Paris Hilton refused to turn up to the premiere of her new film at the Cannes Festival following a dispute with producers over the nudity content.

The socialite boycotted the first showing of National Lampoon's Pledge This! after film-makers added nudity to the final cut without consulting her.

She said "I'm angry that they editted the final cut without my permission.

"I took the part on the assurance that I wouldn't do any nudity. I wanted to do something where I'd be taken seriously, and they added a load of scenes with naked girls. I was so angry I snubbed my own premiere."
I know I shouldn't be trying to apply any kind of logic, or reason to anything Paris Hilton says or does, but this is just ridiculous. Forget the fact that everyone has already seen her having sex. Also forget the fact that no one will ever take her seriously, especially not starring in a National Lampoon movie. What is it that she is actually trying to accomplish with all this?

I swear, I want to smack her upside the head for being such a completely useless waste of space and air. Frankly, I want to smack myself for even writing this, but at least I get to vent, and hopefully entertain you for a moment or two. But I've got to stop talking about her right now, or I'm going to have an aneurysm.


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Natalie and Nicole Appleton Bikini Pictures (Celebrity Secrets)

There's not much to say about sisters Natalie and Nicole Appleton, other than they were in the girl group All Saints, and they look absolutely amazing in bikinis.

I guess it's worth mentioning that they are actually Canadian by birth, and not British, but that's just a bit of national pride talking. Regardless, even though they're not particularly famous anymore, they once were, and that's good enough for me.

Also of note, Liam Gallagher of Oasis has gotten a bit pudgy around the middle, but that's neither here nor there. Lot's more Natalie and Nicole Appleton bikini pictures (and Liam Gallagher) after the jump, so check em out.


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