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Friday, December 01, 2006
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Jessica Simpson on E-Bay
An extra on the set of Jessica Simpson's movie, Employee of the Month, is auctioning off a chewed piece of Jessica's gum. No wonder she's only an extra.
The blonde actress discarded the candy as she was preparing to shoot a kissing scene with her co-star Dane Cook in their movie ''Employee of the Month.''
Jessica, 26, gave the gum to an extra on set who rather than throw it away has decided to make a quick buck.
''Jessica was chewing gum when shooting started and asked if we would mind her putting her gum in a napkin on our table.''
''I joked that I would sell it on eBay. She said, 'Go for it. You might make 99 cents.' ''
''Here's that pale blue gum. It was in her mouth so it has her DNA on it so you can clone her.''
The seller will also provide a letter of authenticity, some gossip from the film and a “head shot to the winning bidder so that they have proof that I am sitting next to Jessica in the movie.''
Bidding currently stands at $56. Auction ends Dec.4.
This is like the time I lost my glasses once at camp…except it isn't like that time because I would change glasses to 'virginity' and lost to 'forced myself on the camp counselor'. Not only does this 'extra' now have enough germs to classify for level 5 containment, but she clearly lacks what we essentially take for granted…a fucking clue. Everybody knows you have to cut her hair while she gently sleeps off the GHB you slipped in her drink. So peaceful. Soft, soft hair.
Wait, did she say clone Jessica? Social decay, nuclear warfare, George Bush and botox made the list, but I'm pretty sure Jessica Simpson was not in Revelation as a sign of apocalypse. Unless of course she's the antichrist. Which would be sweet. Bless her heart.
Source: fatback and collards
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Jennifer Garner back in SuperSpy Shape
Smokin' hot new mommy and Alias alum Jennifer Garner is back in superspy shape which qualifies her for the FB&C Sexy Southern Girl of the Week (FBCSSGW). How did she get so hot so fast after having her cute-as-a-button little peanut of a baby? Why breast feeding, of course. She's one sexy MI…wait for it...LF. Legendary.
She credits nursing, moderate exercise, and eating correctly for allowing her to lose the weight. Jennifer said, ''[I lost weight] breastfeeding! That and a moderate exercise and eating plan with the help of my personal trainer.''
So I guess 50 cigarettes a day, coke and all night boozing are not the way to get your figure back after having a baby. Hrm. What’s amazing about Jennifer Garner is that she just had a baby and still looks like she could kick a hole in your skull from four feet away. She’s also conspicuously not at any LA or NYC hotspots drinking till all hours and flashing the world with a razor burned scarred coochie. Which also qualifies her for FBCMILF of the century.
Source: fatback and collards
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Victoria Beckham Has The Worst Celebrity Legs?!!! Gimme A Break
Victoria Beckham has the WORST celebrity legs, a poll reveals. The former Spice Girl tops a list of shame that also includes Madonna, size zero IT girl Nicole Richie and Nadine Coyle from Girls Aloud. But actress Kelly Brook tops the ''best legs'' chart, followed by supermodel Kate Moss and US singer Beyonce.
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I'd like to get one thing straight! Victoria Beckham does not have the worst celebrity legs. This poll is probably one of the most absurd polls ever taken. I mean, where's Rosie O’Donnell? Oprah Winfrey? Star Jones? If anything, Victoria has one of the best set of legs in showbiz. Sure they are skinny but man they're toned and defined as well. Carrying all that funbag weight up top is bound to give the legs a great workout.
Source: hollywoodtuna.com
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Lindsay Lohan Is An Alcoholic? No Way!
Hollywood party girl Lindsay Lohan is receiving alcohol counseling in a bid to stay sober, according to reports. The star was recently snapped sporting an Alcoholics Anonymous badge, and sources claim she visited a group therapy session with the organization in Los Angeles yesterday morning.
Poor Lindsay Lohan. It seems that the last few years of having to get up at the crack of noon for movie shoots, multi-million dollar paychecks and the general stress of having everything a person could possibly want by age 18 has driven her to drink. I don't know what she’s doing wasting her time at AA meetings though. Just give me one week with the girl and I promise you she'll be straight as an arrow when we’re done. I can also promise you she'll be walking funny for a while too. Hey, my therapy isn't free you know! Sheesh!
Source: hollywoodtuna.com
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Newly Single Hilary Duff With Newly Shaped Teeth?
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
When Hilary Duff stepped out last year with a long face, it wasn't because the singer-actress was down in the dumps - it was that her newly veneered teeth were too big for her mouth! ''She probably had her teeth recontoured or reshaped to fit her smile,'' says Apa of Hil’s smaller, narrower smile. ''Now you look at her cute smile rather than focusing on her large teeth. She looks much prettier!''
When I first read this article the first thing that popped in my head was that maybe yesterday's reports were untrue about Joel Madden being dumped by Hilary Duff. Maybe he was the one who actually did the dumping after she developed some bad, um, oral habits back when she wielded those big chompers (yeah, you know what I'm talking about)?
But that can't be true. No way. No one in their right mind would ever dump Hilary - even if she is prone to using teeth. So here's my theory about what really prompted the split: she tolerated her poseur boyfriend until she got her teeth fixed, and once she did, she realized she could do a lot better. And when I say ''a lot better,'' I'm talking about yours truly. In fact, as I type this I’m sitting by my phone waiting for Hilary's inevitable call. Yup, it’s great being me.
Source: hollywoodtuna.com
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Jordan's Vocal Talents Are As Fake As Her Breasts
The famous couple (Jordan and Peter Andre) have released a duets album today, November 27th. The album is entitled A whole new world and is a charity album with all proceedings going to their chosen charities due to the poor health condition of Jordan's son Harvey.
Let me just start by saying I have nothing but respect for Jordan and her husband for donating the proceeds of her album to charity. I just wish they would have picked another medium to raise funds with. Couldn't they have recorded a sex tape instead? Just think of how many sick kids could have been helped with the millions of dollars this video would have raised. Now think about the twenty-nine bucks and change they're actually going to raise by selling this piece of shit album. After watching the first (and hopefully last) music video from the album, I honestly don't think I've ever seen such a cheesy display. Not to mention the fact that the music itself has about as much soul as a frozen hockey puck. And to any of you fooled into thinking that Jordan can actually sing, watch her live performance here. Absolutely hilarious! Yes, a sex tape would have been much better. Jordan's breasts are much more talented that her vocal chords.
Source: hollywoodtuna.com
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The Only Guns Lindsay Lohan Should Bring To Iraq Are The Ones In Her Bra
Mean Girls star Lindsay Lohan is taking shooting lessons ahead of her trip to war-torn Iraq. The movie actress, 20, actress will be visiting Iraq on Dec 6, to entertain the US troops deployed there, and claims knowing how to handle a gun is essential before that.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but while in Iraq, if it gets to the point where those gun lessons actually come in handy, I doubt firing straight will be at the top of Lindsay Lohan’s concerns. I think the 50 Iraqi insurgents surrounding her and her dead security detail would take the top spot. If you ask me, freckly, large breasted party girls belong in war zones about as much as Kramer does speaking at an NAACP meeting.
Source: hollywoodtuna.com
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Mean Girls: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan leaving a club at 5AM!
I am just as confused as you are? I thought Lindsay was mad at Paris for throwing a drink in her face and now they are BFF's? I have no idea. Maybe Lindsay is confused because apparently she is on alot of drugs, the National Enquirer is saying she suffered a drug overdose on a deadly cocktail of cocaine and painkillers on Nov. 12.
A doctor raced to Hollywood's Chateau Marmont after a friend of the 20-year-old actress found her unconscious in a drug-filled hotel room. Although the doctor was able to revive the hard-partying star, he was horrified to discover a "stash of cocaine and a pile of prescription drugs" in the room, an insider said.
The doctor flushed the cocaine down the toilet and bagged up seven different prescription drugs, according to the insider. "The doctor insisted, 'This girl had a serious drug overdose. She has to go into a hospital and then into rehab.'" Lindsay refused to be treated at a hospital or enter rehab.
Source: bricks and stones
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Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes To The Top Of The Chart
Tom Cruise is to release a record with new wife Katie Holmes, it has been claimed.
The actor - who tied the knot with the actress in Italy this month - has reportedly decided to release a rendition of You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling with Katie after serenading his new wife with the tune at their wedding reception.
A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Tom's got a great voice. And he loves that song ever since his Top Gun character Maverick sang it to woo his love interest Kelly McGillis.
Katie proved how talented she is musically when she performed in The Singing Detective remake."
Tom's vocal talents did not go unnoticed by several music producers who attended his wedding, and the couple have apparently been offered staggering sums to sign an exclusive record deal.
The only hurdle in the way of their chart success, however, is said to be Tom's obsession with Scientology.
The source added: "Music chiefs know it would be a massive hit so they don't want to lose all the money to a bizarre religious following.
"And record labels are reluctant to be associated with the strange faith. However, Tom is adamant. He said the song is a symbol of their love and Scientology is a basis for their companionship."
Source: celebpics
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