Denise Richards Is Open For Business (Celebrity Secrets)

Denise Richards has told Us Weekly that she hopes to get married again someday. I don't know if that's a good idea because the more this story between her, Heather Locklear and Charlie Sheen develops, the more I begin to think that she's the crazy one. From her weird interview with TMZ to her rendez-vous with her friends ex-husband, I recommend any guy who marries her to sleep with one eye open. I guess that's the trade off for marrying beauty over brains. But I'll take it.


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K-Fed Seeking Threesome With Jessica Alba (Celebrity Secrets)

Kevin Federline needs to think before he speaks (if that's possible). While promoting his single "America's Most Hated" on L.A. radio show Power 106 on April 28, Britney Spears' hubby admitted he'd like to have a threesome with actress Jessica Alba. K-Fed also dissed one of his woman's biggest hits. "I don't think there's one [song] that I really hate," he said. "I could do without hearing '. . . Baby One More Time' anymore." Sources tell Us that Spears' pregnancy is keeping the unhappy pop star in the marriage.

"Britney sees now that Kevin is a loser," says an insider, who notes that at the time Spears began dating Federline, she was lonely and looking for someone to replace her ex Justin Timberlake. "Her mistake was that Kevin is the type you fly around the world having a wild time with, not the one you marry and make babies with."

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The Skinny on Nicole (Celebrity Secrets)

Nicole Richie has opened up on a weighty matter.


In a new interview with Vanity Fair, the Simple Life star reveals that she's well aware she doesn't have enough meat on her very prominent bones.

"I know I'm too thin right now, so I wouldn't want any young girl looking at me and saying, 'That's what I want to look like,' " Richie tells the magazine in its June issue, on newsstands Tuesday.

"I do know that they will, which is another reason I really do need to do something about it," she says. "I'm not happy with the way I look right now."

When Richie was first introduced to television audiences as Paris Hilton's Simple Life sidekick in 2003, she was noticeably heavier, appearing chunky when compared to the stork-like Hilton.

But by the time the second season of the show rolled around, Richie was drastically thinner...and still shrinking.

In interviews, Richie repeatedly denied that she was suffering from an eating disorder, attributing the extra pounds she was carrying on the first season to weight she gained while in rehab for heroin addiction.

"I've never owned a scale," she told the New York Times in November. "But I think people forget that I was on this earth 21 years before Simple Life and I've always been very thin. I just went through a heavier stage."

However, Hilton, her former best friend who's known her since childhood, has claimed that she was shocked by Richie's newly svelte appearance.

"I can't believe it. That's not normal. She looks horrible. It's really sad," Hilton told Elle magazine.

Despite Richie's claim that she eats "the worst foods--salty cheese-and-grease kind of stuff," she tells Vanity Fair that she simply couldn't seem to gain any weight, especially following her breakup with ex-fiance DJ AM, aka Adam Goldstein.

"I had a bad breakup, and it eats me up inside when I'm upset about something," Richie, who is dating Goldstein again, tells the magazine.

"I tried to put the weight on my way, eating burritos, but that wasn't working, so I started seeing a nutritionist and a doctor."

Dr. Jeffery Wilkins, vice chair of the department of psychiatry at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, who treats Richie tells the magazine his team is "working on a systematic plan to get more calories in, and we're going to watch and see if it succeeds."

"If it's not anorexia, she should be able to gain the weight," he says. "If it ends up being anorexia, we'll help her with that."


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Richards No Longer Friends With Locklear (Celebrity Secrets)

Denise Richards, who is seeking a divorce from Charlie Sheen, says she is no longer friends with Heather Locklear, in the next issue of People magazine.


Photos of Richards with Locklear's estranged husband, Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora, recently appeared in celebrity magazines. One photo showed Richards kissing Sambora.

"I wish Heather well," the 35-year-old actress is quoted in the magazine. "Unfortunately, our friendship had to dissolve and I'm sad about that. The last thing I would want to do is create a media frenzy like this, especially as I'm trying to get through a divorce."

Locklear, 44, filed for divorce from Sambora on Feb. 2, citing irreconcilable differences. The two have been separated since Dec. 26, according to the divorce filing.

Sambora, 46, is seeking joint custody of their 8-year-old daughter Ava.

Richards filed for divorce from Sheen in March 2005 after three years of marriage. The couple seemed to have reconciled after the birth of their second daughter, Lola, last year, but in January, they filed legal papers asking a private arbitrator to handle their divorce.

"This is all hard — it's very painful," Richards says in People's May 15 issue. "The thing that's getting me through all of this is my daughters, just staying focused on them."

Last month, Sheen was ordered to stay at least 300 feet from his estranged wife and their daughters, 2-year-old Sam and 11-month-old Lola, except during supervised visits.

Richards alleged in court papers that Sheen pushed her, shoved her, and threatened her and her parents. The papers also include transcriptions of phone messages Richards said Sheen left in April 2005.


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Shakira Learns Soccer For World Cup Sing-Song (Celebrity Secrets)

Colombian singer SHAKIRA is racing against time to learn the rules of soccer ahead of her performance at this year's (06) World Cup in Germany.

The singer has been asked to perform her new hit MY HIPS DON'T LIE before the championship final on 9 July at Berlin's Olympic Stadium but admits she has no understanding of the game.

She says, "I have no idea what a penalty is, but I'm going to learn because I understand the feeling football generates. "It's similar to a feeling of adoration in these modern times and the passions that awake people."


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Scarlett Johansson Loves Attention (Celebrity Secrets)

Oh Scarlett, you dumb bitch. Don't you know that you’re only attracting more attention when you pull a stunt like this? Hell, even without that crudely drawn sign ["I'm being harassed by the person taking this picture"], you'd still be soliciting glances considering that you're a twentysomething white girl walking down the street flanked by two middle-aged black men wearing little signs of their own. Not something most of us see on a regular basis; at least not here in the Northern states.

Maybe next time you should just try walking down the street alone. I doubt anyone would bother you then, especially in that outfit. Although I must confess that if you did pass me by looking like that, I would probably slip you a dollar or something so you could get a nice hot Egg McMuffin or breakfast sandwich equivalent. I am a bleeding heart liberal after all.

Oh yeah, and one more thing. Leave the sign at home. It states the obvious and serves no other purpose than to attract attention. Like me showing up at Thanksgiving dinner with cum all over my face. Everybody at the table already knows I’m gay so why show-off? Ok, besides to impress the children.

Editor's Note: I think we can safely assume that the reason Scarlett Johansson was not accepted to NYU back in 2003 was because she can't fucking spell. Sorry Scarlett, but the pirates want one of their "R's" back.

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Jessica Simpson needs Jennifer Aniston's help (Celebrity Secrets)

Jessica Simpson reportedly wanted to follow the Jennifer Aniston Hollywood divorce guidebook-and emerge from the split with class.

"Hang tight, baby. It will pass," an insider says Jen told Jess, who joked that Jen didn't exactly seem to be over her split from Brad Pitt.

"Well, my particular kind of torture got a nine-month extension," Jen replied, referring to Angelina Jolie's pregnancy.

Says the insider, "They both laughed a bit."

Britney hires a babysitter — for her husband (Celebrity Secrets)

Britney Spears is paying a minder/bodyguard to keep an eye on her aspiring rap star husband Kevin Federline, according to In Touch Weekly.

"The last thing Britney wants to do is accompany Kevin on all his club dates," an "insider" told the mag. "That's why she hired a babysitter-a person who will keep Kevin from misbehaving and report directly back to her.”

The move reportedly came after one of Spears' most trusted security guys, an ex-CIA agent named Richard, quit because of Federline's partying.

Federline was not thrilled about having the round-the-clock sitter, says the mag, but "Britney told him it wasn't up for negotiation."

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Madonna in W Magazine (Celebrity Secrets)

Madonna's multiple personalities collide in the upcoming issue of W magazine, on stands in New York Friday (nationwide on May 19). The singer's proper English horsewoman meets the sexy Material Girl and Boy Toy in a 58-page photo spread. The singer, 47, joined six stallions on a Hollywood soundstage for a shoot with photographer Steven Klein, their second collaboration for W.

Among the images: a topless Madonna in fishnet stockings, long leather gloves and riding crop; the singer dressed in black, cavorting with a horse on the sand; Madonna pulling a horse's tail.

It's like another Erotica book, this time with horses! I find her disgusting. Retire already.

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Kate Hudson's Vacation in Hawaii (Celebrity Secrets)

Kate Hudson's Vacation in Hawaii (Celebrity Secrets)

Kate Hudson's Vacation in Hawaii (Celebrity Secrets)

Kate Hudson's Vacation in Hawaii (Celebrity Secrets)

Kate Hudson's Vacation in Hawaii (Celebrity Secrets)

Kate Hudson's Vacation in Hawaii (Celebrity Secrets)

Kate Hudson's Vacation in Hawaii (Celebrity Secrets)

Kate Hudson's Vacation in Hawaii (Celebrity Secrets)

Kate Hudson's Vacation in Hawaii (Celebrity Secrets)

Kate Hudson's Vacation in Hawaii (Celebrity Secrets)

Kate Hudson's Vacation in Hawaii (Celebrity Secrets)

Paris & Stavros Split (Celebrity Secrets)

Like sands through the hourglass, these are the days of celeb lives.

Paris Hilton and her greek shipping heir boyfriend #2, Stavros Niarchos have called it quits. We're supposed to be "surprised" about this, because the couple appeared to be going strong just a few days ago when Paris threw him a big birthday bash in Vegas. But honestly, it's no shock that two fickle celebs called it quits, and rumors of their split have been circulating for months.

Apparently, the two have moved on quickly, and I bet you'll never guess what female celeb allegedly came between them. Actually, I'm sure you can....think hard for just a minute.....okay, here's the answer: Lindsay Lohan. See, it was easy, wasn't it? Life & Style magazine has the dirty details:
On the night of April 24- mere hours after Paris had left to host a concert in Austria-Stavros was sipping cocktails and dirty dancing at LA club Element with Lindsay!

"Lindsay was all over Stavros," says a bartender. "At one point, he had his hand up her skirt!" The randy couple then retired to the Hollywood Hills home of a friend, insiders tell Life & Style.

Three days later, an insider says, Stavros, 21, was spotted leaving the 19-year-old starlet's room at the Chateau Marmont hotel.
Is this girl trying to set a world record or something? Who can go through the most hollywood men in 30 days? But honestly, I can't feel sorry for Paris if all of this is true, she DID afterall steal Nacho's from Mary Kate Olsen. And she's got a new main squeeze of her own; former USC quarterback Matt Leinhart. The two have been spotted shopping at The Grove in LA and attending a party later that evening. However, my guess is he doesn't have enough money or notoriety to hold her attention for long.

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Nicole Richie: I'm Too Thin (Celebrity Secrets)

I apologize up front for posting yet another Nicole Richie story so soon. Trust me, I wouldn't have, but this is kind of important:

Nicole is finally admitting she is too thin. BUT she is denying anorexia.

According to an interview she gave to Vanity Fair, she realizes she "has a problem".

"I know I'm too thin right now, so I wouldn't want any young girl looking at me and saying, 'That's what I want to look like,' "she tells Vanity Fair. "I do know that they will, which is another reason I really do need to do something about it. I'm not happy with the way I look right now."

Now THIS is the part that confuses me:

Nicole, who tells Vanity Fair she doesn't believe she's anorexic, isn't keeping anything secret, even asking her team to go against patient confidentiality and talk about her struggle to gain weight.

That's an extremely contradictory statement. If the girl isn't anorexic, why would she have trouble eating enough to keep herself from being near emaciated? That makes no sense.

"I have gained weight since I was my thinnest," Nicole told the magazine.


The above photos show Nicole Richie and Taryn Manning on a retreat from the past weekend. (They are from the same set of photos as the glass pipe ones).

So, my conclusion is this: Nicole most likely has an eating disorder. No wait, she definitely does. I don't think she would have taken a publicity stunt this far…

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Jessica Alba is Thinner (Celebrity Secrets)

OK, I know a lot of people didn't agree with me last time I posted photos of Jessica Alba, stating that she was thinner.

Well… take a look at the photos below. The girl is wearing white and still looks very, very thin. There is no denying it. I think now she is officially too thin. Anyone who wears white and still looks slender… is really skinny.

I have little doubt that the gossip rags will be targeting her soon, saying she is "wasting away" or getting "scary skinny"...
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Jennifer Lopez is Hopeful (Celebrity Secrets)

Jennifer Lopez has fired her agents at International Creative Management (ICM) because she thinks it will boost her film career. This is the third time she has left the agency because she is reportedly not satisfied with the film projects she has been offered. A source says:

[Former agent] Ed Limato didn't do anything for her in over a year. He got her into Dallas - a TV remake that will probably flop. She is doing Oscar-winning work in Bordertown. She should not be doing Dallas."

It's easy to see that ICM is to blame for J-Lo's wooden line delivery and lack of emotional range. I don't know who this Limato guy is, but how dare he try to cast his client in the only roles that were offered to her? Pack your bags, everybody. Someone's taking us on a power trip.

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Halle Berry Really Wants a Kid (Celebrity Secrets)

Halle Berry, desperate to be a mother, says she plans to adopt a child this summer prior to turning 40 in August. She told Extra:

I will definitely adopt if it doesn't happen for me naturally. And I probably will even if it does happen naturally. I've been so desperately unlucky in love and that has thwarted my desire for motherhood. It's so frustrating. I really yearn for a child and I can't wait much longer."

It's hard to imagine a woman as beautiful as Halle Berry having no choice but to adopt in order to have a child. She can't seem to keep a man, and when she does, they cheat on her. So either she's boring in the sack or she's a bitchy nag. Not that either of those would matter. Halle Berry could just lay there and call me an idiot, and we'd still be picking out baby names in about two minutes.

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Jessica "Camel Toe" Simpson Goes Shopping (Celebrity Secrets)

The vortex of suck that is Jessica Simpson is not limited to her inability to act or dress and her crappy, popularized via Payola music. Clearly, her vagina also does a significant amount of sucking as evidenced by its engulfing her paint-on stretch pants she wore out shopping a few days ago. Alas, no amount of public displays of crotch-wedgie picking could rescue those pants. There's no word yet on what it looks like in there, but I've always pictured it as something like a bear trap which makes a rattlesnake sound when you go near it. Joe Simpson should really consider patenting that thing.

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Just Friends (Celebrity Secrets)

Nicole Kidman likes to lie, probably, maybe.

Hollywood star Nicole Kidman has laughed off reports she is engaged to country singer Keith Urban, insisting they are simply enjoying a "nice friendship".

...Kidman's publicist Wendy Day says, "Clearly they are enjoy a nice friendship together. But Nicole's personal life is her personal life and I have no further knowledge of their friendship."


Yeah, sure, we totally believe you. Look here Amazon McAlbino, we've all seen the pictures ... you know, the ones in which your hands are down Country Music McHomo's pants? We all understand that after a marriage to Tommy Cruise you need some hot lovin' ... so no one is judging you. But please, no need to lie to us.

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The Kate Cruise Prenup Rumors (Celebrity Secrets)

Yes, Katie Holmes could very well be anointed Kate Cruise. A shadow of her former self. At least she's set to become a wealthy shadow of her former self. Prenup rumors are in full throttle right now. How generous is Tom Cruise going to be to Katie Holmes? The prenup is said to be worth about $40.5 million. And here we thought Katie was so naive.

An £8million trust has already been set up for Miss Holmes, 27, and the couple's two-week-old daughter Suri, regardless of whether the couple marry or not.
Sources say if they do marry and later divorce, Miss Holmes will receive an additional £14million from Cruise, who is said to be worth £250million.

The pre-nuptial agreement has been the subject of intense negotiations between Cruise's lawyers and Miss Holmes's father Martin, a divorce solicitor.

The discussions took so long the couple's plans to marry before their daughter was born had to be put on hold.

The wedding date has now been set for July. And with financial arrangements finally agreed, tension between Cruise and his strict Catholic in-laws-to-be has lessened.

I have a feeling that daddy will never be happy as long as she's married to The Cruise.

The Greatest Stacy Keibler Pictures Ever (Celebrity Secrets)

The Greatest Stacy Keibler Pictures Ever

The Greatest Stacy Keibler Pictures Ever (Celebrity Secrets)

Ok, it’s enough with Stacy Keibler! This is not a healthy obsession. She’s been ruining my social and sex life. The last girl I dated, I asked if she by any chance had a blond wig and hot shorts. It didn’t go over to well. But I can’t seem to help it. If she keeps on coming out with awesome photo shoots, I’ll be writing these posts in a mental institution and that will be difficult, especially with a straight jacket on. Come to think of it, it will be impossible to do ANYTHING with my hands trapped in a staight jacket…

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Keira Knightley is The Sexiest (Celebrity Secrets)

Keira Knightley has been named the "World's Sexiest Woman" according to an FHM poll as voted by 2 million of the British Public. Model Keeley Hazel, Scarlett Johansson, Kelly Brook and Angelina Jolie round out the top five.

Not only were the British cool enough to sail over to the New World and discover me, they voted Keira, Kelly, Scarlett, Angelina, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Alba in the Top 20. I'm not sure what this all means, but I haven't brushed my teeth today and I'm sticking out my pinky as I'm drinking my tea.


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Don't Park Next To Paris Hilton (Celebrity Secrets)

Paris Hilton is allegedly addicted to gambling and was dumb enough to bet her Bentley Continental GT with an estimated worth of around $150,000 (which she let her boyfriend drive drunk and crash) and lose it during a poker game. So now she's driving this Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren which is estimated to be worth over $400,000. Never mind that piece of crap Ferrari parked next to you, Paris. Just go ahead and scrape your boney ass all over his paint and scuff up his wheels with your flip flops while you look stupid trying to work the door. I'm sure he won't mind. You know what else he won't mind? Use your keys to etch a note on his hood which reads, "I'm richer than you, and your mom is sluttier than me. Love, Paris Hilton." I think it's Ice Cube's car, but he has a really good sense of humor, and he was walking around today saying today was a good day, and he didn't even have to use his AK. You're a bettin' woman. Go for it, Paris!

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