Scarlett Johansson Likes her Breasts, and so do I

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

It's safe to say there are a lot of young actresses in Hollywood with body image issues. Scarlett Johansson is not one of them. In fact, she's really happy with her body, and especially her breasts.

Okay, so she didn't really say that last part. I'm just reading between the lines here, but it's my right as a blogger to do that. According to ABC News, though, Scarlett is happy enough with her curvy figure.

I'm curvy. I'm never going to be 5'11' and 120 pounds. But I feel lucky to have what I've got.
I'd feel lucky to have what she's got too, if you catch my meaning. So there you have it. Scarlett is fine with the way she looks, and I went all that way just to do a post about Scarlett Johansson's breasts, with a pretty mild punchline.

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Victoria Beckham Nipple Slip Pictures? I Don't Think So

The various parts of Victoria Beckham's anatomy are hard enough to identify in a good quality picture. In particular, her breasts are so oddly shaped, and misplaced, that even finding Victoria's nipples would take a seven-day expedition. Add to that the fact that these pictures are very grainy, and out of focus, and I would say it's nearly impossible to say for certain that what we are seeing is in fact a Victoria Beckham nipple slip.

That being said, it could well be that what we have here are genuine nipple slip pictures, but if that were true, it would mean Victoria Beckham lacks any discernable areola, and merely has dark grey nipples protruding directly out of her artificial breasts. Plus, they would be very oddly positioned too. Of course, we are talking about Posh Spice, so that really wouldn't surprise me.

Believe what you will, the bottom line here is that if that is indeed Victoria Beckham's nipple, it's probably one of the scariest things I've ever seen, so regardless of all the factors making it unlikely, I will simply choose to believe it is not, since I would very much like to be able to sleep tonight.