Are Paris Hilton & Andy Roddick Grandslamming?

Friday, October 06, 2006

Paris Hilton is rumoured to be dating tennis player Andy Roddick after being spotted with him twice in a week. The two were spotted at the Hyde nightclub in Los Angeles last week and at the Tao and Pure club in Las Vegas over the weekend. An onlooker at Pure told the Sun: "They were snuggling up to each other while drinking Grey Goose vodka and shots of Patron." "They were clearly a couple. She was very touchy-feely and he couldn't keep his eyes off her."

Why are athletes so dumb? A few months ago, NHL goaltender Jose Theodore had his life turned upside down after "cozying up" with Paris Hilton and now tennis player Andy Roddick is most likely going to experience the same thing. Don’t these morons know that this chick hits on anything that moves and that being seen with her will ruin your reputation within seconds. I kind of feel bad for Andy. Before he had it so good. He was known as a former US Open Champion and the ex-boyfriend of hottie Mandy Moore. Now he will forever be known as the guy who may or may not have herpes.

Source: hollywoodtuna

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Brittany Murphy Is Hot. Nothing Else To Report.

You know it's going to be a great week here on Hollywood Tuna when you kick it off with the greatest Carmen Electra bikini pictures and then have it followed by these awesome Brittany Murphy pictures the very next day. Now being the professional that I am, I did some research on Brittany because she hasn't been in the tabloids lately and I felt that you guys should know what she has been up to. When I find something, I'll let you know. In the meantime, enjoy the pics.

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Is Ashlee Simpson Rubbing Her Breasts In Jessica's Face?

Well, it looks like since Jessica Simpson went from being the hottest female celebrity to the scariest looking celebrity within a matter of months, Ashlee Simpson is not wasting any time doing the reverse. One would think that Ashlee would tell her sister how awful she looks lately but instead I think she's enjoying Jessica’s demise. So much so, that she's rubbing it in by walking around in public with her breasts hanging out of her shirt. If this is the start of some sibling rivalry, I can't wait to see how Jessica retaliates. Playboy anyone?

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Jessica Biel Like You've Never Seen Her Before

You're probably saying to yourself, "Oh no, not another Jessica Biel workout post", but let me tell you that this one's different than all the others because we get to see Jessica in positions that we've never seen her in before. For instance, we have the 'Look Down Jessica Biel's Shirt' position and the 'Jessica Biel's Ass For Lease' position and finally there's the….hmm…actually I don't know what to call that one… but I'd like to be under it.

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Hilary Duff: Too Much Nice, Not Enough Spice

Hilary Duff and Joel Madden have been together for more than 2 years and the pop tart says there's a secret for keeping things spicy. Duff tells Life & Style magazine that the two constantly leave each other "a lot of secret notes," to keep the flame alive.

What kind of spicy secret is that? Not that I really care how Hilary Duff and Joel Madden manage to keep things going after two years but I would have expected something a little more exciting, wouldn't you? For example if we had found out that Hilary enjoyed having sweaty lesbian sex with filthy porn stars in Burger King bathrooms, all the while being filmed by Joel for our eventual Internet viewing pleasure, then, I would call it a spicy secret. Or am I just being nit-picky?

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Nicole Richie says there is "no chance" that she'll reconcile with her former best friend Paris Hilton

The star of "The Simple Life" also says that there's nothing about the friendship that she misses. "We haven't been friends in about three years," Richie told talk show host Tyra Banks, explaining that she and Hilton's friendship had actually ended a couple of years before Hilton announced it. She denied rumors that the two parted ways when Richie hosted a viewing of Hilton’s infamous sex tape, explaining, "There was no falling out. We're just not the same people."

She also blasted buzz that she's going to reconcile on-air, saying, "That would be just stupid." Richie also addressed the issue of her weight, flatly denying that she has anorexia or bulimia - and insisted that her thinness is due to nerves. She acknowledged that she needs to pack on a few pounds, but when asked how many, says she doesn't know, explaining, "I don’t own a scale."

From: bricksandstones